Skip to comments.Salute to Anthony Weiner Headlines Squirrels' Scandal Night ($1 hot dogs at game)
Posted on 07/29/2013 5:59:54 PM PDT by doug from upland
RICHMOND, VA - The Richmond Flying Squirrels, Double-A affiliate of the 2012 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants, have announced their plans for Salute to Scandal Night on Thursday, August 1st. Headlining the night will be $1 hot dogs available at all of the Flying Squirrels concession stands.
"Scandal night is meant to be a fun, tongue in cheek night and what hotter of a scandal right now than Anthony Weiner," said Flying Squirrels Vice President and COO Todd "Parney" Parnell. "His scandal just couldn't have come at a better time in regards to the Flying Squirrels promotional calendar."
Fans in attendance will be invited that night to tweet pictures enjoying their $1 hot dogs to @GoSquirrels for the chance to win prizes. Other select fans will be invited to participate in contests between innings that pay tribute to certain celebrities who have been in the spotlight for their scandals. Some examples include the "Brett Favre Football Throw" and the "Tiger Woods Closest to the Pin Challenge". To end the night with a bang, the Flying Squirrels will have a postgame fireworks extravaganza courtesy of Coventry Health Care and Your Local Ford Dealers.
The Flying Squirrels host the Portland Sea Dogs (Boston Red Sox) on Thursday night in the finale of a three-game series. Gates will open at 6:00PM and first pitch is scheduled for 7:05PM. Limited tickets for the upcoming homestand are available by contacting the box office at (804) 359-FUNN (3866), on-line at SquirrelsBaseball.com, or visiting the Squirrels Ticket Office at The Diamond.
This story was not subject to the approval of the National Association of Professional Baseball Leagues or its clubs.
I don’t know why they’re picking on Weiner, the most honorable, principled, likeable representative of the Democratic [sic] party.
What, no Benghazi Bomb throw?
No, IRS rectal exam.
I think I’ll stay home.
They’re nuckin’ futs.
there’s a man whose name is Carlos Danger
and every girl he meets he gets stranger
every movie he makes, every photo he takes
odds are we won’t vote for him tomorrow...
he’s a danger man,
he’s a stranger man
he’s givin’ you a crotch shot
and thinkin’ he’s a hot shot!
I think I just lost my appetite.
Does the parent team approve of this? There could be many in San Francisco that do not approve of making fun of someone’s weiner.
Is that a footlong?
I would rather remain scallop myself.
At a SF Giants minor league game you can be certain it is not a Dodger Dog!
He’d be a big hit at Vienna Sausage Night.
Bloody Hell, linking my favorite lunch to this creep, and its not even accurate!
Hot Dogs are Franks! Not wieners!
Stop being shellfish!
Squirrels? Hah. Hamsters have a much greater ‘genitalia to total body mass’ ratio.
So that's why the girls gave me that nickname in high school. And here all along I thought it was an insult.
The new front runner is a crazy lesbian who wants to ban home schools.
Client #9 and his former madam/pimpette are both running for Comptroller.
NYC deserves to fall into the sea.
Got that in an email.