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Salute to Anthony Weiner Headlines Squirrels' Scandal Night ($1 hot dogs at game)
minor league baseball ^ | 7-29-13

Posted on 07/29/2013 5:59:54 PM PDT by doug from upland

RICHMOND, VA - The Richmond Flying Squirrels, Double-A affiliate of the 2012 World Series Champion San Francisco Giants, have announced their plans for Salute to Scandal Night on Thursday, August 1st. Headlining the night will be $1 hot dogs available at all of the Flying Squirrels concession stands.

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"Scandal night is meant to be a fun, tongue in cheek night and what hotter of a scandal right now than Anthony Weiner," said Flying Squirrels Vice President and COO Todd "Parney" Parnell. "His scandal just couldn't have come at a better time in regards to the Flying Squirrels promotional calendar."

Fans in attendance will be invited that night to tweet pictures enjoying their $1 hot dogs to @GoSquirrels for the chance to win prizes. Other select fans will be invited to participate in contests between innings that pay tribute to certain celebrities who have been in the spotlight for their scandals. Some examples include the "Brett Favre Football Throw" and the "Tiger Woods Closest to the Pin Challenge". To end the night with a bang, the Flying Squirrels will have a postgame fireworks extravaganza courtesy of Coventry Health Care and Your Local Ford Dealers.

The Flying Squirrels host the Portland Sea Dogs (Boston Red Sox) on Thursday night in the finale of a three-game series. Gates will open at 6:00PM and first pitch is scheduled for 7:05PM. Limited tickets for the upcoming homestand are available by contacting the box office at (804) 359-FUNN (3866), on-line at SquirrelsBaseball.com, or visiting the Squirrels Ticket Office at The Diamond.

This story was not subject to the approval of the National Association of Professional Baseball Leagues or its clubs.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: New York
KEYWORDS: anthonyweiner; baseball; carlosdanger; flyingsquirrels; goinglimp; huma; newyork; newyorkcity; rodents; scandal; sciurids; squirrels; weiner

1 posted on 07/29/2013 5:59:54 PM PDT by doug from upland
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2 posted on 07/29/2013 6:02:00 PM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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To: workerbee
REMAIN CLAM!!!

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3 posted on 07/29/2013 6:04:48 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: doug from upland

I don’t know why they’re picking on Weiner, the most honorable, principled, likeable representative of the Democratic [sic] party.


4 posted on 07/29/2013 6:05:46 PM PDT by Standing Wolf
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To: doug from upland

What, no Benghazi Bomb throw?
No, IRS rectal exam.
I think I’ll stay home.


5 posted on 07/29/2013 6:07:32 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: doug from upland

They’re nuckin’ futs.


6 posted on 07/29/2013 6:08:23 PM PDT by lightman (Prosecute the heresies; pity the heretics.)
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To: doug from upland

there’s a man whose name is Carlos Danger
and every girl he meets he gets stranger
every movie he makes, every photo he takes
odds are we won’t vote for him tomorrow...

he’s a danger man,
he’s a stranger man

he’s givin’ you a crotch shot
and thinkin’ he’s a hot shot!


7 posted on 07/29/2013 6:08:33 PM PDT by upchuck (To the faceless, jack-booted government bureaucrat who just scanned this post: SCREW YOU!)
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To: doug from upland

I think I just lost my appetite.


8 posted on 07/29/2013 6:11:48 PM PDT by DManA
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To: doug from upland

Does the parent team approve of this? There could be many in San Francisco that do not approve of making fun of someone’s weiner.


9 posted on 07/29/2013 6:16:35 PM PDT by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: doug from upland
They should offer the Weiner special, a hotdog and two hamburgers:


10 posted on 07/29/2013 6:25:30 PM PDT by CodeToad (Liberals are bloodsucking ticks. We need to light the matchstick to burn them off. -786 +969)
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To: CodeToad

Is that a footlong?


11 posted on 07/29/2013 6:26:38 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: cripplecreek

“REMAIN CLAM!!!”

I would rather remain scallop myself.


12 posted on 07/29/2013 6:29:04 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (The reason we own guns is to protect ourselves from those wanting to take our guns from us.)
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To: dfwgator

At a SF Giants minor league game you can be certain it is not a Dodger Dog!


13 posted on 07/29/2013 6:31:10 PM PDT by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: upchuck

*snicker*


14 posted on 07/29/2013 6:32:41 PM PDT by hummingbird (THE LIBERTY AMENDMENTS by Mark Levin. He has a great plan!)
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To: doug from upland

He’d be a big hit at Vienna Sausage Night.


15 posted on 07/29/2013 6:33:55 PM PDT by beelzepug (if any alphabets are watchin', I'll be coming home right after the meetin')
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To: doug from upland

Bloody Hell, linking my favorite lunch to this creep, and its not even accurate!

Hot Dogs are Franks! Not wieners!


16 posted on 07/29/2013 6:34:24 PM PDT by In Another Time... (..In another place...)
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To: EQAndyBuzz; cripplecreek

Stop being shellfish!


17 posted on 07/29/2013 6:39:25 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: doug from upland

Squirrels? Hah. Hamsters have a much greater ‘genitalia to total body mass’ ratio.


18 posted on 07/29/2013 7:14:08 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Arguing with a marxist is like playing Chess with a Pigeon.)
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Hamsters have a much greater ‘genitalia to total body mass’ ratio.

So that's why the girls gave me that nickname in high school. And here all along I thought it was an insult.

19 posted on 07/29/2013 7:36:48 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (What difference does it make?)
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To: Standing Wolf

The new front runner is a crazy lesbian who wants to ban home schools.

Client #9 and his former madam/pimpette are both running for Comptroller.

NYC deserves to fall into the sea.


20 posted on 07/29/2013 7:39:48 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: hummingbird

Got that in an email.


21 posted on 07/29/2013 8:50:09 PM PDT by upchuck (To the faceless, jack-booted government bureaucrat who just scanned this post: SCREW YOU!)
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