Posted on 07/24/2013 7:10:16 PM PDT by Eleutheria5
They haven't buried her yet?! I'll have to improve my song a little, then.
E5: Pore Helens daid, Pore Helen is daid, All gather round her cawfin now and cry She had a heart of gold And she was so very old Oh why did take her so durn long to die?
Pore Helens daid Pore Helen is daid, Shes lookin oh so peaceful and serene
Helen: And supine!
E5: Shes all laid out to rest Thank the Lord that she's fully dressed. Her fingernails have never been so keen!
(Spoken) Then the Imamd get up and hed say:
(Chanting) Folks, we are gathered here to moan and groan over our sister Helen Thomas, who succumbed to a prolonged fatal illness (that was all the fault of the Jooos!, who killed her),
(Spoken) Then thered be weepin and wailin... from members of Hamas. Then hed say:
(Chanting) Helen was the most misunderstood woman in this here MSM. People used to think she was a mean ugly feller and they called her a dirty skunk and an ornery Jooo! hater
(Sung) But the folks that really knowed her.
(Chant) Knowed that beneath them two dirty shirts she always wore
(Sung) There beat a heart as big as all outdoors Helen: As big as all outdoors. E5: Helen loved her feller man Helen: She loved her feller man
E5 (Spoken): She loved the missiles of the air and the IEDs of the field. She loved the terrorists and their left wing apologists, and she treated the rats like equals, which was right. And she loved little children. She loved everybody and everything in the whole world, exceptin Jooos! (which was also right) Only she never let on except oncet or twicet, so nobody admits they knowed it.
(Sung) Pore Helens Daid Pore Helen is daid Her friendsll weep and wail for miles around
Helen: Miles Around!
E5: The daisies in the dell will give out a different smell Because Helen is underneath the ground.
Helen: Pore Helens daid A Candle lights her haid Shes layin in a cawfin made of wood
E5: Wood...
Helen: And folks are feelin sad Cause they useter treat her bad But now they know their friend is gone for good
Helen: Good..
Both: Pore Helens Daid a candle lights her haid!
E5: Shes lookin oh so purty and so nice She looks like shes asleep, And her smile gives me the creeps So lets bury her before she yells SURPRISE!.
Both: Pore Helen Thomas.
Line breaks once again disappear.
Brings a tear to my eye, it does...
I can hear Gordon MacRae just beltin’ it out.
She was a cackling, evil old crone who was a purveyor of the false god of statism. In addition to being a political hack and toady for several regimes, she was a virulent anti-semite without the intelligence or decency to keep her bigoted views to herself.
Yes. I will pray for Helen Thomas because my Lord and Savior is a forgiving God, who can heal twisted and malignant souls. As for her contributions let me conclude by noting that the world is a better place today because Helen Thomas no longer has a place in it.
100% accurate. Figuratively and literally
IMO, considering her stature in the world of liberal "journalism", she is more proof that the left and their front group the Democrat Party, are a filthy bunch of fascist anti Semites.
That woman was some kind of UG-LY. Obviously, no natural children.
Too late now, RKBA, is she wasn’t saved before she died she doesn’t get any more chances.
http://www.biblegateway.com/resources/commentaries/IVP-NT/Rev/Judgment-Dead
And just as each person is destined to die once and after that comes judgment. Hebrews 9:27
I feel no sympathy for these people, after all they are simply getting exactly what they chose....without God. And that is exactly what they will get for eternity.
How did that work out for Lazarus?
I have stayed away from all this, however... Their was a poster here a few years back that noted they sat with her at a political diner and that she was loud, smelled, was profane etc etc etc... Wish I could remember who it was...
President Obama lauded Helen Thomas as a true pioneer”...
Of course! It takes a dedicated communist to appreciate another one.
Don’t forget the stake through her heart and the brick in her mouth!
It is decidedly NOT his house.
AAAAYYYYIIIIEEEE! My eyes!
This thing’s death is the sort of event that truly makes the world a better place.
I heered she treated the ‘RATS as equals
Most kind of her.
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Helen wasn't stupid, she was a bigot. She knew that until the 90s those pesky Jews would be returning to the Arab world, from where they were expelled in genocide imo more successful that the Reich's. Since the late 90s, Russia would get their share. Not Poland and Germany. Always wondered if Helen would have preferred the Arab world follow the Reich's example.
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