Why Did This Act Of Terrorism Occur? MEDIA COPY GUIDE

Free Republic Original Content | 4/15/2013 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

Predictably, the American Pravda Press immediately began conjecturing that the tragic terrorist act in Boston, at the Marathon, was possibly caused by 'right wing extremists'.

Quoted Peter Bergen: ""One of the things that I'd be looking at, once the device, if it is a device, is found, what kind of explosives were used. If it, for instance, if it was hydrogen peroxide, sort of a signature of al Qaeda. If it was more conventional explosives, which are much harder to get hold of now, it might be some other kind of right wing extremists..."We've also seen other extremist groups, right wing groups, attacking, for instance, trying to attack the Martin Luther King parade."

On other parts of the web, liberal whackadoodles were trying to pin this, not on the three suspects in custody, but Sarah Palin, saying:

I consider myself a helpful fellow. So in that spirit, I offer MSNBC, CBS, ABC, and CNN the following blame assignment list:

The causes of this terrorist attack are, as follows.....

1. Racism.
2. White entitlement.
3. Christianity.
4. Gun ownership.
5. Cigarette sales.
6. Global warming.
7. Clearcutting of forests.
8. The BP Oil Spill.
9. George W. Bush.
10. Sarah Palin.
11. Racism.
12. Tea Partiers.
13. Tea Party Racism.
14. SEQUESTRATION!
15. The failure to embrace 'undocumented workers'.
16. The failure to reach out to Islam.
17. Racism.
18. Attempts to create a Mexican border fence.
19. Mitch McConnell’s stubbornness.
20. The NRA.
21. Pro-US sentiments.
22. John Boehner.
23. False accusations of Democrat voter fraud.
24. Birthers.
25. Racism.
26. Wayne LaPierre.
27. Keystone Pipeline.
28. Big Gulp Sodas.
29. Slavery prior to the American Civil War.
30. Fracking.
31. Non-union workplaces and Right to Work states.
32. Homophobia.
33. Hostility to Native Americans.
34. The Bible.
35. CO².
36. Slow implementation of Obamacare.
37. Republicans not caring about the unemployed.
38. Gold bugs and Preppers.
39. High capacity magazines.
40. SEQUESTRATION!
41. Violence against women.
42. Rejection of Sharia law.
43. Failing to make loans available to minorities.
44. Racism.
45. SEQUESTRATION!
46. Guns.
47. Unregulated internet.
48. Free Republic.
49. Racism.
50. People who mocked Liberals who said rape would be preventable with whistles, and vomiting and urinating on yourself.
51. Opposition to post-birth abortion.

There you are, my media propaganda friends. Fifty one fresh, crispy ways to blame the right for the actions of terrorists, who will undoubtably actually turn out to be Islamic extremists.

[Neoliberalnot]

Not a bad list. You forgot, an inadequate supply of male homos to lead the Boy Scouts. An insufficient supply of czars to tell Bo how to lead the country.

[Alamo-Girl]

Jeepers. Thanks for the ping...

[stephenjohnbanker]

Good list. I am thinking of the individual who did it....

List of possibles

1) Peter Arnett

2) Christopher Walken

3) Maury Povich

4)Oliver Stone

5) O.J. Simpson

6)Bob Woodward

[IYAS9YAS]

52. Emerald ash borer beetles.

Ohhhhh....

ASH borer... Whew, for a moment I thought the pink Nazis had a new secret weapon.

[ScottinVA]

We need to tweet/facebook/distribute by any means possible this message: “Where was Ayers during the bombing in Boston?”

Followed by, "What did Obama know and when did he know it?"

[TheOldLady]

I vote for Christopher Walken. He never killed nobody... who didn’t deserve it.

[stephenjohnbanker]

This is true.

[teeman8r]

you forgot racism.

[The_Sword_of_Groo]

It came to me in a vision last night...how did we forget Halliburton no-bid contracts?

[Lazamataz]

Blackwater!!!!

And Waterboarding.