That’s why I never sleep in the nude.
Beware, beware, beware of the naked man holding the gun pointed at your head.
He was naked only? The author could use a few judiciously place commas, or a crash course in "How Americans Use English.
You'd think a person with a young child in the house would have some clothes on. Was his girlfriend also naked?
Your only naked when you don’t have a gun.
Mine would be, "let ME explain. I have a Governor pointed at your brain. Two shots of 45 ACP, two Shots of 45 Long Colt, and two shots of .410 shotgun slugs. It won't matter if they are high velocity or not, or if they are hollow point."
“Imagine five police cars and seven officers rolling up to a scene with a naked man holding a weapon pointing at someone, and holding him down on the ground,” Martin said. “The police got a kick out of that.”
This happened in Utah. Why wasn’t he wearing his magic underwear?
“Naked” means you got no clothes on. “Nekkid” means you got no clothes on and you’re up to something.-——————— Lewis Grizzard
This is my pistol; this is my gun ....
Nowadays though it's Patagonia synchilla sweats...they don;t make them anymore...damn I love them..no top
wifey wears cami and sweat or silk bottoms
sometimes we forget and go au natural
like in NOLA once at the Sonesta on Bourbon...the dual level suites for anyone who has been there
she and the boys are up early doing room service breakfast which in NOLA is good
i’m naked as jaybird....50 years old...imagine..a body only a good wife could love...I'm no Daniel Craig...and I hear everyone screaming “Daddy Daddy!!!!!...Hunter..(our toddler then) is dying ...he's dying Please God help...Daddy Daddy!!!!!!!!!!!...he's choking to death”
man...I leap up from the bed...asleep for all of 4 hours or so...my exposure slinging about as one can imagine....swinging down the cast iron spiral staircase to the salon where the boys had slept in one cat bounce and..the baby as we still call him today...is lain over barely choking fading out fast ...wifey and all are hysterical...my 7 year old is openly praying aloud
I grabbed up the lad by the heels...smacked his back hard a few times...he choked up a bit
rolled him over and stuck my Hendrix length index finger...thank God...I'm 6'5” ...down his throat and he gagged up a huge chunk of cantaloupe...and vomited all his breakfast everywhere...and most importantly started breathing and sobbing like little ones do...and of course ran for mommy..not that I blame him...I look like a Capital One commercial on good days
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that was one of those times we were truly blessed...God was in the French Quarter...likely called there a lot come to think of it...it could have gone another way....I was prepared to try a trach...and I am not joking
anyhow...sleeping naked ...rare for me nowadays...has it's vulnerabilities...but the pistol is a nice fashion accessory even to the most bare
Police: “Show us your identification!!”
TTIUWP!!
Burgar: "Dear God, please tell me it's your pistol!"
The cops arriving at the scene saw Mark, naked as a jaybird, pointing his pistol at the perp on the ground. It was obvious to the cops Mark didn't have any concealed weapons. The cops corralled the suspect, Mark changed into some clothes to give a statement, and the neighbors got a good show. It turned out the burglar was responsible for quite a few home invasions. No word as to what the burglar's buddies in jail thought of him being apprehended by a guy in the nude with a pistol.
the police were “handeling” the situation? Were they playing some Handel while they were handling the situation?
London gangster Michael Caine is sleeping naked with a girlfriend, he grabs a double barreled shotgun from under the bed, and chases two rival gangsters out the front door and onto the sidewalk in his birthday suit.
Ever since, I have slept in my jockey shorts and a tee shirt.
Is that a gun in your hand, or are you glad to see me?