Feds Spend $1.5 million to Study Obese Lesbians

Fox ^ | March 12 2013 | FNS

[NoLibZone]

The National Institutes of Health awarded a Boston hospital more than $1.5 million to figure out why nearly three-quarters of lesbians are overweight — calling the disparities a significant public health issue.

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“It is now well-established that women of minority sexual orientation are disproportionately affected by the obesity epidemic, with nearly three-quarters of adult lesbians overweight or obese, compared to half of heterosexual women,” according to a description of the grant.

The taxpayer money was awarded to Brigham and Women’s Hospital in Boston to study the relationship between sexual orientation and obesity. The project is overseen by S. Bryn Austin.

The grant was awarded through the Eunice Kennedy Shriver National Institute of Child Health and Human Development. The hospital received a 2011 grant worth $778,622 and a 2012 grant worth $778,622.

According to the NIH grant, the project’s end date is in 2016.

[NoLibZone]

But no money for Vets or White House tours.

[patriotsblood]

It might have something to do with what they eat.

[Mr. K]

we need to make a web site dedicated to “things we should cut instead of police and firemen”

[Flatus I. Maximus]

Next, a study to determine why so many lesbians own cats?

[unixfox]

we need to make a web site dedicated to “things we should cut instead of police and firemen”

Well, if you ask me, we should start by cutting heads off the traitors.

Right after we have tarred and feathered them in the streets.

[Jack Hammer]

Now aren’t you ashamed of yourself for feeling reluctant to pay those taxes?

[cornelis]

Been there, done that.

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[Cicero]

That’s sexist! It would be more correct to say that lesbians are pleasingly plump.

[PGR88]

OK gentlemen, start your testing devices!

[struggle]

Because lesbians don’t play the game.

[Mad Dawgg]

[ogen hal]

Heads on pikes.

[SampleMan]

And why are gay men effeminate?

[berdie]

You, my FRiend, should be paid $1.5 million.

Submit your bill to the US gov. What have you to lose?

[Drango]

You are what you eat.

[C210N]

IBTTGDFTNTHT

(In before this thread gets deleted for the nTH time)

[ThisLittleLightofMine]

They won’t be happy with the results, sexual abuse.

[Doc91678]

That’s why there’s so many thin guys.

[higgmeister]

The National Institutes of Health awarded a Boston hospital more than $1.5 million to figure out why nearly three-quarters of lesbians are overweight — calling the disparities a significant public health issue.

Why, because fat sapphos could start falling on people!?

[Kickass Conservative]

To liven things up, they roll each other in Flour and look for the wet spot.

[grumpygresh]

Janet Napalitano?

[DIRTYSECRET]

Come on guys! I often wondered why they are so ugly! There IS such a thing as a ‘lipstick lesbian’. You’d never notice.

[DIRTYSECRET]

Come on guys! I often wondered why they are so ugly! There IS such a thing as a ‘lipstick lesbian’. You’d never notice.

[MNDude]

The $1.5 million study concluded that they are lesbians because they don’t have a chance with men.

[quantim]

Why have not Big Sis and Kagan hooked up yet?

[dfwgator]

Must be all of the Couscous, oh wait, I read it as Obese Lebanese.

[Salamander]

Bazinga.

[Salamander]

Cuz dogs don’t have tuna breath.

[Valpal1]

Bingo

[DaxtonBrown]

“nearly three-quarters of adult lesbians overweight or obese,”

Ruh Roh! There burns in hell’s flames another male fantasy.

[Robert357]

In the US according to the CDC, about 2/3rds of adults are either overweight or obese, with 1/3 being obese and 1/3 overweight.

So they are concerned that 3/4 of lesbians are either overweight or obese and 2/3 of adults are either overweight or obese. Gosh, maybe that slightly higher BMI makes them feel less attractive to men and so they are more drawn to other high BMI women.

Can I collect my share of the $1.5 million now?

[wjcsux]

Now THAT is the true definition of Coyote Ugly!

[pacpam]

Obese is not a problem if you aren’t trying to catch or keep the man.

[TexasRedeye]

Why have not Big Sis and Kagan hooked up yet?

Both are hot after Barbara Mikulski!

[Cronos]

I volunteer to help them study FIT lesbians and track their every movement to see how they don’t get overweight....

[reaganaut]

Why are lesbians fat? They don’t drink enough protein.

[reaganaut]

Because they cannot live without pussy (cats of course - get your mind out of the gutter!)

[Pilgrim's Progress]

You mean that they are not all hot and sexy like on tv?

[VRWC For Truth]

Lack of male attention due to their obesity for $100 Alex.

[dontreadthis]

muffins?

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Start a Just Say No To Pie campaign.

[Atlas Sneezed]

I didn’t realize carpet was so caloric!