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SEQUESTERPOCALYPGEDDON PHOTOGRAPHS!
Original Content | 3/1/2013 | By Laz A. Mataz and other freepers

Posted on 03/01/2013 10:10:32 AM PST by Lazamataz

Saul Alinksy advises us that "Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.” There is no defense. It’s irrational. It’s infuriating...."

So, because Obama is only worthy of mockery, let us use our photoshop skills and create (or collect) pictures of the SEQUESTERPOCALYPGEDDON.... the worst calamity to befall mankind, EVER, because of a 2% budget cut. Why, Maxine Waters advises us that 170 MILLION JOBS will be lost....

Freepers, start your photoshop. Here is my submission:



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To: amom

You nailed it to the fence!


101 posted on 03/01/2013 11:20:04 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: Jet Jaguar

Yeah!


102 posted on 03/01/2013 11:28:42 PM PST by amom
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To: Mr. K; Lazamataz
You both misspelled "sequesteapoclyptageddon"

</grammar nazi>

But I still love you. [smooch]

103 posted on 03/02/2013 5:14:30 AM PST by TheOldLady
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To: Lazamataz
Starbucks revises menu in attempt to survive.


104 posted on 03/02/2013 7:23:06 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (The monsters are due on Maple Street)
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To: Lazamataz
Thanks Laz. Great thread.
105 posted on 03/02/2013 9:58:57 AM PST by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: TheOldLady
"You both misspelled "sequesteapoclyptageddon""

Dang.. I always have trouble with that word

106 posted on 03/02/2013 10:29:02 AM PST by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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To: SomeCallMeTim
Man, that's a huge image. You know, you can shrink them to fit the page better by inserting a simple HTML command like this:

< img height= 300 src="www.yourimagelink.etc" >

I added spaces between the commands and the first and last carets, for the above to print. All other spaces are as shown. You can choose whatever number you like to increase or reduce the image size.

107 posted on 03/02/2013 10:51:29 AM PST by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Windflier; SomeCallMeTim
My screed for images. I find that using % to size things generally works better than using pixels.
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Bobdobbs.png"><p>
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Bobdobbs.png" width="30%">
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Bobdobbs.png" width="15%">
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Bobdobbs.png" width="7%">
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Bobdobbs.png" width="4%">
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Bobdobbs.png" width="2%">
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Bobdobbs.png" width="1%"> .
Yields:

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J. R. "Bob" Dobbs receding into infinity...

<img src="http://mumble.com/image.jpg"> substitute the actual source of the image for http://mumble.com/image.jpg This image must be out on a server on the web someplace, not on your machine. This is why people have flickr and picassa accounts. You can easily find out the URL of an existing picture on the web by right-mousing over it and selecting Open Image In New Tab. This will open a tab on your browser containing only that image. The URL of that tab is the one to use as your src="" value.

Some of the photo storage sites on the web (flickr) try to drive web traffic to their site to harvest advertising by providing a convenient pointer to their site that isn't a URL to a .jpg To get the proper URL try right mousing over the image and select Open Image in New Tab. This should get you the naked image itself, without all of the surrounding advertising. This is the URL you want to use.

Size: You can easily vary the size of a given image by specifying it. The native size of the J. R. "Bob" Dobbs picture above is 324x216 pixels. Typical screen pixels per inch numbers for normal displays are in the range of 75 to 150 so the original Dobbs'Head will likely appear on your screen somewhere between 2.88 to 1.44 inches wide.

The next row of Dobbs'Heads are scaled to the width of the enclosing container. We use the width because its value is mostly apparent on the screen. The value of the container's height is less so. The first Dobbs'Head is scaled to 30% of the width of the container. The next at about half that, and so forth... This produces a line of attractive Dobbs'Heads receding into infinity that occupies about half the width of your page, all without needing to know how wide your page is. The size of the images will change if you grab the edge of the page and make it wider or thinner. This is the reason you want to scale images (and anything else, really) by percentages rather than pixels.

In the past it was best to keep your scaling to powers of 2 to minimize scaling artifacts. Current smoothing algorithms and processor speeds make that pretty much unnecessary. Remember that scaling up will not introduce new detail into the existing picture.

Stationary images usually end with .jpg or some variation. Moving images are possible using images which end in .gif The .gif format allows for short sequences of stationary images to be presented like a very tiny movie.

You can position an image relative to its surrounding elements by adding the attribute align="middle" to the tag. Recognized attribute values are top, bottom, middle, left and right.

<p><img src="http://myphysicsprep.com//images/docs/61cb2_zQLMZ.gif" align="right" alt="Kittie doing its nails."></p> Yields:

This is some text to show how it flows around the image. This is before the image in the source HTML with a paragraph called out before the text. Isn't the expression of the cat's face just priceless? ♣

Kittie doing its nails.

And this is text right after the image. I have found left and right attributes to be useful, the rest not so much. You really seem to have to have quite a bit of text for the behavior of the flow to come out. Dinking with the browser width seems to help illuminate the behavior of the flow. Perhaps a smaller picture in the x-axis? But it's sooo cute.

Does adding a paragraph move the text down below the image? Nope, sure doesn't. Think of the anchor as the upper left corner of the image and as far as HTML is concerned that corner goes right after the club following "priceless", but it is aligned right so it starts on the line with the club ♣ and hangs to the right.

In general, if you are posting images it is beneficial to place the image in a paragraph of its own and use a closing tag with <p> </p> as it helps the browser software properly place images.

The alt="Kittie doing its nails." specifies the text that appears when you mouse over the image. Some folks use these descriptors by running them through vocal-synthesis software. The blind using computers find these descriptors quite helpful. It's important to remember that an image (as well as any other element) can be used as the clickable part of a hot-link.

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108 posted on 03/02/2013 11:20:18 AM PST by Mycroft Holmes (<= Mash name for HTML Xampp PHP C JavaScript primer. Programming for everyone.)
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To: Mycroft Holmes
Great post, Mycroft. That's a fine lesson, and (if you haven't already) should be added to the current FR HTML thread here: HTML Sandbox 2013

BTW, I've got that image of the cat saved in my pic dump. Used it many times on the forum to warn suspected trolls and malcontents :-)

109 posted on 03/02/2013 11:31:07 AM PST by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Mr. K

[giggles] [smiles]


110 posted on 03/02/2013 11:33:32 AM PST by TheOldLady
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To: Little Bill

beer and wine were disapperating...OHHHH, NOOO! I hate disapperating beer and wine! It makes it taste like skunk pee!


111 posted on 03/02/2013 11:38:00 AM PST by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: Windflier
Thanks, I haven't posted it to the sandbox because it's a small fragment of my user profile and the sandbox is pretty good as it is (and mostly unused). I've got another version that illustrates the differences between HTML4.01 and CSS as part of an Xampp tutorial, pretty much useless here. I need either a life or better hobbies.

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112 posted on 03/02/2013 11:51:43 AM PST by Mycroft Holmes (<= Mash name for HTML Xampp PHP C JavaScript primer. Programming for everyone.)
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To: Lazamataz

113 posted on 03/02/2013 11:55:54 AM PST by Rebelbase (1929-1950's, 20+years for full recovery. How long this time?)
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To: Mycroft Holmes
I need either a life or better hobbies.

I think your 'hobby' is something to be admired. Your knowledge and skill in the area of computing is obviously much better than the average users'. Personally (as an average user) I think it's an incredibly valuable thing to have mastered.

I just noticed the link at the bottom of your post. As a home schooling parent, I'm going to give that a look. Thanks!

114 posted on 03/02/2013 12:05:22 PM PST by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Safetgiver

Proper storage helps, I agree.


115 posted on 03/02/2013 12:55:29 PM PST by Little Bill (A)
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To: Mycroft Holmes
BFLWIAGOWSTBW!

BumpforlaterwheniamgoofingoffwhilesupposedtobeworkIng

116 posted on 03/02/2013 1:14:58 PM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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To: Lazamataz

Great thread! Most fun I have had in a long time!

Add me to your ping list, please.


117 posted on 03/02/2013 4:16:04 PM PST by Taxman (So that the beautiful pressure does not diminish!)
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To: Windflier

I didn’t know that.. but thanks.

Funny, it didn’t seem all THAT big on my computer? Maybe it scales to screen size??

Had it seemed overly large, I would have tried to scale it.


118 posted on 03/02/2013 6:53:36 PM PST by SomeCallMeTim ( The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them)
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To: Mycroft Holmes

OMG.... you seem to GROSSLY over-estimate my ability, and desire to manipulate images!


119 posted on 03/02/2013 6:56:48 PM PST by SomeCallMeTim ( The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them)
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To: SomeCallMeTim
Funny, it didn’t seem all THAT big on my computer? Maybe it scales to screen size?

Yes, I think it does. I'm still using an old Trinitron CRT monitor (which I love), but it's not as wide as a lot of the newer monitors.

120 posted on 03/02/2013 7:05:03 PM PST by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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