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Best of Biden, swearing-in edition: ‘Spread your legs — you’re going to be frisked’
Daily Caller ^ | 1/3/13 | Alexis Levinson Political Reporter

Posted on 01/03/2013 1:16:03 PM PST by Nachum

WASHINGTON — Vice President Joe Biden was in rare form Thursday morning as he held a mock swearing-in session for the senators of the 113th Congress. In case you missed this hour of must-see TV, we’ve recapped Biden’s best comments.

1) “Spread your legs — your going to be frisked,” Biden said to North Dakota newest senator, Democratic Heidi Heitkamp, and her family, after the photographer suggested they “drop your hands to the side.”

“You say that to somebody from North Dakota, they think it’s a frisk,” Biden told the photographer.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: biden
Joltin Joe
1 posted on 01/03/2013 1:16:10 PM PST by Nachum
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2 posted on 01/03/2013 1:17:53 PM PST by Nachum (The List is off the Google blacklist- www.nachumlist.com)
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To: Nachum

I saw a couple of Biden where it Really looked like he was hitting on the Wives (Or Daughters)...very weird. But what do you expect from a guy who sat with a biker chick on his lap copping a feel.....


3 posted on 01/03/2013 1:22:37 PM PST by jakerobins
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To: Nachum

Joe Biden, living proof you can have a brain tumor without a brain.


4 posted on 01/03/2013 1:22:37 PM PST by patriotsblood
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To: Nachum

A great moment for the newbies, ruined by Butthead Biden.


5 posted on 01/03/2013 1:23:22 PM PST by TexasCajun
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To: Nachum

What’s it like to get a perpetual pass on your mouth, Joe?


6 posted on 01/03/2013 1:23:39 PM PST by andyk (I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
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To: Nachum

Just what I look for in a Vice-President: Alcoholic dementia.


7 posted on 01/03/2013 1:26:31 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Nachum

Frisky Joe Bidet.


8 posted on 01/03/2013 1:27:27 PM PST by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Vendetta))
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To: Nachum

I bet the “I swear to uphold the Constitution part “
probably really gets them laughing...


9 posted on 01/03/2013 1:29:18 PM PST by TurboZamboni (Looting the future to bribe the present)
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To: Nachum

10 posted on 01/03/2013 1:37:03 PM PST by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: andyk

Well, there’s something that won’t get Letterman’s and Conan’s joke writers in gear. Imagine if it was a republican that said that — they’d still be writing jokes a year from now!


11 posted on 01/03/2013 1:38:21 PM PST by duckworth (Perhaps instant karma's going to get you. Perhaps not.)
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To: Nachum

She would have endeared herself to millions if she had just said in a firm voice, “How dare you say that! I would expect the vice-president of the United States of America to act like a gentleman,” and then smacked him as hard as she could.

Of course, all the lib “women’s rights” women would have totally trashed her.


12 posted on 01/03/2013 1:39:05 PM PST by Right Wing Assault (Dick Obama is more inexperienced now than he was before he was elected.)
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To: Nachum

Joey, has never left junior high.
As an adult, he is just vulgar and inappropriate.


13 posted on 01/03/2013 2:00:04 PM PST by svcw (Why is one cell on another planet considered life, and in the womb it is not.)
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To: Nachum

Cad


14 posted on 01/03/2013 2:03:21 PM PST by penelopesire (TIME FOR OBAMA TO ANSWER FOR BENGHAZI UNDER OATH!!)
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To: LostInBayport

Ain’t he, though? The man is the consummate ass.


15 posted on 01/03/2013 2:13:25 PM PST by beelzepug ("Why bother creating wealth when you can just redistribute it?")
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To: Right Wing Assault

I wish her husband had been there, and had just hauled up and slugged him.

I’m not a violent person, and it bothers me that this administration has managed to get me to the point where I want someone to punch both my President and my Vice President.


16 posted on 01/03/2013 2:38:16 PM PST by CharlesWayneCT
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To: Nachum

So Joe is the go-to expert on North Dakota now? Unbelievable. I think this man’s brain died years ago and all we hear now are the plugs talking.


17 posted on 01/03/2013 2:44:10 PM PST by austinaero
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To: Nachum

“Spread your legs”??? Patently offensive, sexist, an insult to every American woman! It’s outrageous that an elected official would.... What? He’s a Democrat? Oh. Never mind....


18 posted on 01/03/2013 3:10:18 PM PST by ArmstedFragg (hoaxy dopey changey)
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To: Nachum

Joe’s not just a tool. He’s a power tool.


19 posted on 01/03/2013 3:13:16 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: Nachum

He has the most honest gaffs that allow us to study the liberal mindset and he doesn’t even realize it. Joe is the gift that keeps on giving.


20 posted on 01/03/2013 3:23:07 PM PST by TADSLOS (I took extra credit at the School of Hard Knocks)
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To: Nachum

Thoroughly CLASSLESS AZZHOLE!!!


21 posted on 01/03/2013 3:29:13 PM PST by Dick Bachert (An ARMED society is a POLITE society!)
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To: Nachum

The Crew currently in charge of this once great country can always take vulgarity to a new low.


22 posted on 01/03/2013 3:42:24 PM PST by originalbuckeye
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To: Nachum

Spread your legs carries rather graphic and demonstrative implications for women more so than men

Just speaking for myself its a phrase ive only used with gals ive known for a while


23 posted on 01/03/2013 3:50:23 PM PST by wardaddy (wanna know how my kin felt during Reconstruction in Mississippi, you fixin to find out firsthand)
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To: Nachum

At first I thought this had to be satire.

God have mercy on us, how far this country and its so-called leaders have fallen. And the next four years haven’t even officially begun yet....


24 posted on 01/03/2013 5:17:39 PM PST by CatherineofAragon (Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization)
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To: CharlesWayneCT

We are thinking the same. I thought Bubba was a pig, but Biden is a bigger pig.


25 posted on 01/03/2013 5:42:36 PM PST by Right Wing Assault (Dick Obama is more inexperienced now than he was before he was elected.)
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To: Right Wing Assault
Biden is a Wild Boor.
26 posted on 01/03/2013 8:44:57 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: ArmstedFragg

It’s just another example of the Progressive/Liberal War on Women.


27 posted on 01/03/2013 8:47:32 PM PST by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Fair is a place you go to eat cotton candy and step in monkey poop)
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To: Nachum

After the end of this administration, and if country still exits with any freedom at all, someone will write a coffee table book (or bathroom-reading book) which lists and discusses Joe’s comments. This will be similar to the lists of Yogi Berra’s expressions. The main difference in the two will be that Yogi’s remarks were and are hysterically funny, but Old Joe’s remarks are and will always be funny due to the fact that they are hysterically pathetic.


28 posted on 01/04/2013 1:31:17 PM PST by Swede Girl
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To: jakerobins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsDiw0Otbrw

This is very offensive and uses very bad language, Joe Biden to the inch.

29 posted on 01/04/2013 1:43:27 PM PST by Little Bill (A)
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