Posted on 01/03/2013 1:16:03 PM PST by Nachum
WASHINGTON — Vice President Joe Biden was in rare form Thursday morning as he held a mock swearing-in session for the senators of the 113th Congress. In case you missed this hour of must-see TV, we’ve recapped Biden’s best comments.
1) “Spread your legs — your going to be frisked,” Biden said to North Dakota newest senator, Democratic Heidi Heitkamp, and her family, after the photographer suggested they “drop your hands to the side.”
“You say that to somebody from North Dakota, they think it’s a frisk,” Biden told the photographer.
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I saw a couple of Biden where it Really looked like he was hitting on the Wives (Or Daughters)...very weird. But what do you expect from a guy who sat with a biker chick on his lap copping a feel.....
Joe Biden, living proof you can have a brain tumor without a brain.
A great moment for the newbies, ruined by Butthead Biden.
What’s it like to get a perpetual pass on your mouth, Joe?
Just what I look for in a Vice-President: Alcoholic dementia.
Frisky Joe Bidet.
I bet the “I swear to uphold the Constitution part “
probably really gets them laughing...
Well, there’s something that won’t get Letterman’s and Conan’s joke writers in gear. Imagine if it was a republican that said that — they’d still be writing jokes a year from now!
She would have endeared herself to millions if she had just said in a firm voice, “How dare you say that! I would expect the vice-president of the United States of America to act like a gentleman,” and then smacked him as hard as she could.
Of course, all the lib “women’s rights” women would have totally trashed her.
Joey, has never left junior high.
As an adult, he is just vulgar and inappropriate.
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Ain’t he, though? The man is the consummate ass.
I wish her husband had been there, and had just hauled up and slugged him.
I’m not a violent person, and it bothers me that this administration has managed to get me to the point where I want someone to punch both my President and my Vice President.
So Joe is the go-to expert on North Dakota now? Unbelievable. I think this man’s brain died years ago and all we hear now are the plugs talking.
“Spread your legs”??? Patently offensive, sexist, an insult to every American woman! It’s outrageous that an elected official would.... What? He’s a Democrat? Oh. Never mind....
Joe’s not just a tool. He’s a power tool.
He has the most honest gaffs that allow us to study the liberal mindset and he doesn’t even realize it. Joe is the gift that keeps on giving.
Thoroughly CLASSLESS AZZHOLE!!!
The Crew currently in charge of this once great country can always take vulgarity to a new low.
Spread your legs carries rather graphic and demonstrative implications for women more so than men
Just speaking for myself its a phrase ive only used with gals ive known for a while
At first I thought this had to be satire.
God have mercy on us, how far this country and its so-called leaders have fallen. And the next four years haven’t even officially begun yet....
We are thinking the same. I thought Bubba was a pig, but Biden is a bigger pig.
It’s just another example of the Progressive/Liberal War on Women.
After the end of this administration, and if country still exits with any freedom at all, someone will write a coffee table book (or bathroom-reading book) which lists and discusses Joe’s comments. This will be similar to the lists of Yogi Berra’s expressions. The main difference in the two will be that Yogi’s remarks were and are hysterically funny, but Old Joe’s remarks are and will always be funny due to the fact that they are hysterically pathetic.
This is very offensive and uses very bad language, Joe Biden to the inch.
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