Posted on 01/03/2013 1:16:03 PM PST by Nachum
WASHINGTON — Vice President Joe Biden was in rare form Thursday morning as he held a mock swearing-in session for the senators of the 113th Congress. In case you missed this hour of must-see TV, we’ve recapped Biden’s best comments.
1) “Spread your legs — your going to be frisked,” Biden said to North Dakota newest senator, Democratic Heidi Heitkamp, and her family, after the photographer suggested they “drop your hands to the side.”
“You say that to somebody from North Dakota, they think it’s a frisk,” Biden told the photographer.
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I saw a couple of Biden where it Really looked like he was hitting on the Wives (Or Daughters)...very weird. But what do you expect from a guy who sat with a biker chick on his lap copping a feel.....
Joe Biden, living proof you can have a brain tumor without a brain.
A great moment for the newbies, ruined by Butthead Biden.
What’s it like to get a perpetual pass on your mouth, Joe?
Just what I look for in a Vice-President: Alcoholic dementia.
Frisky Joe Bidet.
I bet the “I swear to uphold the Constitution part “
probably really gets them laughing...
Well, there’s something that won’t get Letterman’s and Conan’s joke writers in gear. Imagine if it was a republican that said that — they’d still be writing jokes a year from now!
She would have endeared herself to millions if she had just said in a firm voice, “How dare you say that! I would expect the vice-president of the United States of America to act like a gentleman,” and then smacked him as hard as she could.
Of course, all the lib “women’s rights” women would have totally trashed her.
Joey, has never left junior high.
As an adult, he is just vulgar and inappropriate.
Cad
Ain’t he, though? The man is the consummate ass.
I wish her husband had been there, and had just hauled up and slugged him.
I’m not a violent person, and it bothers me that this administration has managed to get me to the point where I want someone to punch both my President and my Vice President.
So Joe is the go-to expert on North Dakota now? Unbelievable. I think this man’s brain died years ago and all we hear now are the plugs talking.
“Spread your legs”??? Patently offensive, sexist, an insult to every American woman! It’s outrageous that an elected official would.... What? He’s a Democrat? Oh. Never mind....
Joe’s not just a tool. He’s a power tool.
He has the most honest gaffs that allow us to study the liberal mindset and he doesn’t even realize it. Joe is the gift that keeps on giving.
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