[Libloather]

She issued a long statement paying tribute to her successor, and the State Department has regularly assured the public that Clinton continues to work from home, but that has not prevented questions over her three weeks of absence.

She could've submitted her Benghazi answers in writing.

[smalltownslick]

‘will take up her official duties again “next week”’

At this stage of the game, wouldn’t her only official duties be cleaning out her desk?

[Sacajaweau]

Where’s Bubba? Why is he saying nothing?

[kenmcg]

Stand by for the doctor’s note that says she will be unable to testify due to the stress on her health.

[Tupelo]

I, for one cannot wait for Hillary’s testimony. It will be the best Kabuki theater since Bill’s, “The meaning of is, is” on 60 Minutes. I can see it now. Hillary in a wheel chair with bandages around her head, IV tubes and bottles dangling from the poles, at least one doctor and two nurses in a attendance. The Senators and Representatives all being very sympathetic and gentle. Then the Washington press corpse spending the next month or so telling us, how brave and heroic Ms Clinton is.

[Uncle Chip]

It’s a miracle.

But she will probably have a note from her doctor advising her to refrain from stressful activities like raising her right hand and telling the truth about Benghazzi.

[tumblindice]

Show me the way to go home ... I'm tired and I wanna go to bed

[Mountain Mary]

Translations:

Fainting: keeled due to being totally wasted.

Bump on head: a lie. This only happens in soap operas. And even if she did hit her head, she would have been okay within minutes. It doesn’t take weeks to heal from.

[crosshairs]

Quick, subpoena her and see how fast it takes for a relapse.

[Karliner]

I’ve a feeling she was pithed like a frog by zombies years ago, but alas, jus my ‘magination.

[Moonlighter]

She is a serial fainter. Seems like a recurring health problem of some kind worthy of giving any potential 2016 voters pause about her should she try another Presidential bid (which I doubt she will, but good ammo to file away JIC).

[hal ogen]

If only h klintoon would “recover” from her serial lieing.

[JPG]

Word to the wise for HRC. The late William Holden also fell and hit his head but he had an excuse...he was very, very drunk.

That fall didn't damn near kill him, it did kill him.

[Revolting cat!]

Poor Hilda. You see, she’s used up all her allowable sick days for the year.

[windsorknot]

She had a con-cussion. She must have slipped on those darn billing records.