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The comments are hilarious and makes me suspect some FR are moonlighting. For example, Daniel Martin Gray commented:

HAMSTERS have RIGHTS, TOO! What is the HAMSTER'S CRIME, to be ILLEGALLY DETAINED? Where is the EBT card for this Rodent-American? Why have we not APOLOGIZED for millenia of OPPRESSION? When will we make AMENDS and REPARATIONS? How will this HAMSTER VOTE, without ID?

1 posted on 10/20/2012 4:18:48 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I immediately thought of an actor who the hamster would need a restraining order from but I didn’t want to go there any more than the hamster


2 posted on 10/20/2012 4:21:13 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

THINGS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM LEE!
3 posted on 10/20/2012 4:27:33 PM PDT by struggle (http://killthegovernment.wordpress.com/)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

4 posted on 10/20/2012 4:31:25 PM PDT by dennisw (Government be yo mamma - Re-elect Barack Obama)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
Hamster Placed In Police Protective
Custody Following DUI Stop
PINGING RICHARD GERE...
PINGING RICHARD GERE...
PINGING RICHARD GERE...

your (terrified :) Hamster has escaped; is
talking to Doctor Doolittle..report @ 11

5 posted on 10/20/2012 4:32:02 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (WA DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me Old $hit; w/ different flie$" :^)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Sorry - couldn’t help myself -

http://webhamster.com/


6 posted on 10/20/2012 4:32:56 PM PDT by maine-iac7 (Christian is as Christian does)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

How do you breathilize a hamster?


7 posted on 10/20/2012 4:34:54 PM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
Maybe as a material witness. Look for future article
about Hamster placed in witness protection program,
it's former owner bought a cat.
from the same comments section..
@ least , it wasn't a ninja...

8 posted on 10/20/2012 4:50:15 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (WA DC E$tabli$hment; DNC/RNC/Unionists...Brazilian saying: "$@me Old $hit; w/ different flie$" :^)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
"In conclusion I would like to restate my strenuous
objections to this unconstitutional incarceration."


9 posted on 10/20/2012 4:51:40 PM PDT by Iron Munro (Psalm 109:8 "Let his days be few, and let another take his office.")
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

He or she wasn’t wearing a seatbelt and then resisted arrest or a ticket.


12 posted on 10/20/2012 5:14:09 PM PDT by duffee (Romney 2012, NEWT 2016)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

“It took three officers to capture the furry little passenger...It appeared that the hamster wanted to stay in the vehicle, and it put up a good fight trying to avoid capture.”

Stupid cops. They missed a great opportunity for some target practice...


13 posted on 10/20/2012 5:29:24 PM PDT by moovova (I work well with others, as long as they leave me alone.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

The cops should have just shot it like they do with other pets they encounter.


14 posted on 10/20/2012 5:41:46 PM PDT by elkfersupper ( Member of the Original Defiant Class)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Good thing it wasn’t Anderson Pooper and his gerbil.


16 posted on 10/20/2012 5:48:10 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (The 0bummer Penguin & Bidet Joker: We played this country like a harp from hell.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

“Is that a hamster in your lap, or are you just happy to see me?”


17 posted on 10/20/2012 5:49:15 PM PDT by twister881
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
“It appeared that the hamster wanted to stay in the vehicle, and it put up a good fight trying to avoid capture.”

Stunned that they didn't spend 3-4 min beating it with batons and fists.

19 posted on 10/20/2012 5:59:33 PM PDT by Teacher317 ('Tis time to fear when tyrants seem to kiss.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

20 posted on 10/20/2012 6:19:03 PM PDT by Zeppelin (Keep on FReepin' on...)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Can a Muslim own a hamster ?


22 posted on 10/20/2012 6:53:12 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 ( If you think I'm crazy, just wait until you talk to my invisible friend.)
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To: Tax-chick; Darksheare

ping


23 posted on 10/20/2012 7:05:36 PM PDT by aposiopetic
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