WONDERFUL NEWS! Economic Indicator Sharply UP!

Original Content | October 18. 2012 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

I am delighted to report that the economic outlook is much better in one particular area: The "Fake 'Gaffe' Manufacturing Index", or the FMGI.

The oft-overlooked FGMI covers the 'news and opinion' segment of the economy, and measures the number of false, misleading, or trumped-up 'gaffes' that any given Republican is noted to have made.

The most recent ginned-up 'gaffe' is sourced from Mitt Romney's debate quote, where he speaks of using "whole binders full of women" to help in locating prospects for positions in his years as Massachusettes Governor, was immediately mined and harvested by many in the Pravda Press, including this piece by CNN. The ommisson of the word 'resumes' in that line was sufficient to allow this 'gaffe' to be manufactured wholesale.

Of course, this is not the only contribution to the FGMI index: There were many additional tons of newsprint and billions of internet packets dedicated to such fake 'gaffes' as:

• Romney allegedly insulting the British on Olympic security concerns,
• Romney allegedly insulting nearly half the American population by correctly observing that 47 percent of the population is dependent on government, and thusly has a motivation to vote for Big Government Obama.
• When speaking about firing the current Administration, the Fake 'Gaffe' Manufacturing sector was able to twist this into the concept that Romney likes firing all people.

Fake 'Gaffe' Manufacturing experts are unanimous in expecting that the FGMI numbers will continue to rise for the foreseeable future.The experts cite a highly partisan press and media culture in America, overwhelmingly dominated by liberals and those who favor Democrats. The trend is likely to continue until November 7th, at which time it is expected that the FMGI index will dive abruptly.

Please stay aware of this important manufacturing index in the months ahead, with the knowledge that as the FGMI numbers rise, that the prospects of Mr. Romney defeating President Obama mirror that rise.

[skinkinthegrass]

This one is very short, but as the Freeper nathanbedford has observed, having the ability to communicate with an economy of words may actually be a wonderful skill. :)brevity is the soul of wit....short and sweet..

[TheConservativeParty]

The pic at #21, appears to show Obummer already in defeat.
He looks tired and resigned to the landslide Carter-esque shellacking he’s about to get in November. I bet he’s picked out some nice digs in Hawaii already with a nice Choom Garden in the back yard.

[Alamo-Girl]

Thank you so much for your amusingly disturbing essay-post, dear Laz!

[Lazamataz]

For me, “Brevity is the soul of ‘not really having a lot to say.’”

LOL

[Paladin2]

Are Viagra sales holding up?

[Lazamataz]

(hug) THANKS!

[Lazamataz]

Are Viagra sales holding up?

I'll check with the staff. I did hear the Dept. Head was pleased.

[skinkinthegrass]

For me, “Brevity is the soul of ‘not really having a lot to say.’I'm listening while surfin' the web....”like "LOL!" ?...

[skinkinthegrass]

my dear laz,If lies / falsehoods is all yah got, of course; you can..(must)..pile-it-on.

[FourtySeven]

Yay finally some good news!

[PGalt]

LOL, Laz! Don’t sell yourself short, nathanbedford. Your posts are outstanding!