I could try to parody this.
“The Constitution means what I say it means” or something
or maybe not
Not interpreting the Constitution as the writers intended is like critiquing “Wuthering Heights” as a soap opera. Peer review full text only references, no wikipedia allowed.
Who changed the rules? :) Make an amendment to interpret it according to the time it was written.
Parody no..
The Constitution is what a one vote majority of nine justices say it is..folks can argue swear or whatever but that is the fact.