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To: marktwain

They’re fattening up for hibernation and they get a little crazy. The problem with shooting a bear in your rumpus room is that you end up with a dead bear in your rumpus room.


3 posted on 08/30/2012 8:20:45 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill
They’re fattening up for hibernation and they get a little crazy. The problem with shooting a bear in your rumpus room is that you end up with a dead bear in your rumpus room.

You just need to call a mobile taxidermist.

Put him in a fierce front paws raised attack stance rather than the nosing through your fridge stance you shot him in.

6 posted on 08/30/2012 8:24:53 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Cardinal Dolan's DNC prayer is titled "Ritus exorcizandi obsessor a daemonio")
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To: Billthedrill

After considerable thought I’ve decided that a dead bear in the rumpus room is preferable to a live bear in the rumpus room.


7 posted on 08/30/2012 8:33:56 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Billthedrill
The problem with shooting a bear in your rumpus room is that you end up with a dead bear in your rumpus room. <> And how he got in my pajamas, I'll never know....
20 posted on 08/30/2012 3:25:02 PM PDT by archy (I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!)
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To: Billthedrill
The problem with shooting a bear in your rumpus room is that you end up with a dead bear in your rumpus room.

Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you....

21 posted on 08/30/2012 3:26:31 PM PDT by archy (I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!)
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To: Billthedrill
The problem with shooting a bear in your rumpus room is that you end up with a dead bear in your rumpus room. The problem with shooting a bear in your rumpus room is that you end up with a dead bear in your rumpus room.

I've killed a few beers in my rumpus room. More than a few in fact!

22 posted on 08/30/2012 3:27:46 PM PDT by archy (I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!)
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