Montana rancher shoots black bear that broke into home

foxnews.com ^ | 29 August, 2012 | AP

[marktwain]

GREAT FALLS, Mont. – A Montana rancher shot and killed a black bear that scaled a tall fence and broke into his house to rummage for food this week along the Rocky Mountain Front.

[archy]

The problem with shooting a bear in your rumpus room is that you end up with a dead bear in your rumpus room.

Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you....

[archy]

The problem with shooting a bear in your rumpus room is that you end up with a dead bear in your rumpus room. The problem with shooting a bear in your rumpus room is that you end up with a dead bear in your rumpus room.

I've killed a few beers in my rumpus room. More than a few in fact!

[Tainan]

When ys make the rug, render it down. I seem to remember a lot of good things being said about bear fat.

[familyop]

Bear fat? Bullet lube, perhaps? ;-)