Shiny Turds!

Free Republic Original Content | July1, 2012 | By Lazamataz

[djf]

Happened to me once.

I ate three cans of sardines the day before...

Scared the shine out a me before I remembered the sardines!

[BlueDragon]

Shakespeare, lol...

Leave it to a Dem majority congress to mistake BIG PILES of droppings and leavings, for actual beef.

Package it up, have it end up in the Court, which regurgitates it...

... too bad it's what they are trying to tell is "what's for dinner".

[Marcella]

“My truck is packed for the first state that actually starts serious secession proceedings.”

Texas kept the option to secede when we joined the union.

[Junior_G]

I know the reason for all the silver ling articles. It’s not to convince US that there is a silver lining. It’s to convince Roberts that he’s not completely hated by conservatives so that there’s a way back ‘home.’ If Roberts feels he’s hated by conservatives, he’ll just say “oh screw ‘em” and be like Souter, who doesn’t even pretend to care about the Constitution.

Let me get this straight. The liberal elite media threatens to come out guns blazing against Roberts and the Supreme Court if Obamacare isn't upheld, and that is sufficient to make Roberts cravenly cave and crap on the constitution for Obama. But somehow after all that, we think being nice to John Roberts is the way to make him do what you want? I don't know if that theory holds up, but the GOP is the stupid party so who knows.

[Old Sarge]

Yes, Slings, they can be impeached, it’s happened once.

REMOVED, however, is another story; that’s never happened.

Samuel P. Chase - The Senate voted to acquit Chase of all charges on March 1, 1805. He is the only U.S. Supreme Court justice to have been impeached.

[Slings and Arrows]

If at first you don’t succeed...

[Pining_4_TX]

Bluto: Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! :-)

[TheOldLady]

545

[MissMagnolia]

After that most strange & awful ruling Thursday, it felt like the ‘Germans’ had bombed Pearl Harbor!

[TheOldLady]

That was great work for a man with his tongue planted firmly in his cheek, Lazamataz, my dear.

I don’t care what anyone says, zer0care is a turd that will never be polished, decoupaged, dressed up, obfuscated, or otherwise improved in any way. It is an unmitigated disaster that should be thrown out in toto along with the miscreants who voted for it in the first place.

What part of “The Largest Tax Increase In History” don’t people understand? A bunch of chattering, lying-fool commies who keep insisting that it is not a tax does not make it a fee. IT’S A TAX, YOU LYING SACKS OF SOMETHING THAT CAN’T BE POLISHED.

Our solution should be massive, country-wide disobedience of this foul and destructive power grab by the ruling idiots who can’t rule their own excreta, let alone a country as great as this one.

They keep giving us martyrs, of whom they have made frightening examples. It is about time that we avenged them, every last one.

[Rightly Biased]

Would a Turd by any other name smell as bad?

[JoeProBono]

[Lazamataz]

NEAT, how did you get the art effect?

[JoeProBono]

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping!

[moose07]

Bookmark for later

[dalereed]

The only way to polish a road apple, lawn sausage, field frisbee, or human turd is to dry it and spray it with clear laquer!