Posted on 06/12/2012 2:28:14 PM PDT by Nachum
Jay Carney holds the position of White House press secretary — a job considered by many to be one of the hardest and most demanding in any administration. It has been held by such illustrious figures as Dana Perino, Ari Fleischer, Dee Dee Myers and, back in President Bill Clinton’s day, one George Robert Stephanopoulos.
As press secretary, the job is to be an administration’s public face, and words must be chosen carefully, because the slightest misstep can come back to haunt both the representative and the administration.
So, to help out during this election season, The Daily Caller will be providing some light-hearted coaching for the Obama administration’s latest press secretary.
First, Carney needs some new lines — one can’t just keep recycling the same phrases day to day. Also, for all the mileage that this administration has made from “blaming Bush,” one really does need to steer clear of using lines favored by the previous resident of the White House.
One more little tip: Try not to say “um” or “er” so often.
Hope this helps.
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Message to Jay Carney from Tony Ventana (AKA Scarface): "Don't get high on your own supply..."
Obummer doesn`t need WH Press sect`y- just stick a dvr there in front of the journalists with last year`s`s press conference and play it back for an hour or two, coz Carney says the same whiney things every week anyway, word-for-word. I got it all memorized without even trying.
Yes, this is the worst recession since the great depression thanks to Obama’s policies. Reagan also had ‘the worst recession...’, but then had the ‘best recovery’ because he did the opposite of Obama.
I doubt if this news boy has it so hard what with the lapdogs in the media lobbing softballs at him all the time.
And in other news, Carney reports that last night’s Stanley Cup final was the worst basketball game he’s ever seen.
We won’t know how bad it really is until Obama is defeated. Then the press will unload all the bad info and try to pin it on Romney.
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