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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Thursday, May 3, 2012
The EiB Network ^ | 05/03/2012 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 05/03/2012 8:15:48 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: rushlimbaugh; rushlive; talkradio
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To: MagUSNRET

it’s gonna be streamed live......


81 posted on 05/03/2012 11:11:58 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: TornadoAlley3

It’s good to be Sam!


82 posted on 05/03/2012 11:12:51 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: TornadoAlley3

could you imagine forcin Warren to skin a deer.......lmao


83 posted on 05/03/2012 11:13:34 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Julia won’t get a job in the 0bama economy, how stupid do they think we are?


84 posted on 05/03/2012 11:15:40 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: advertising guy

“Julia” has a son . . . hmm . . no mention of a father.

I guess it’s a good thing that the government is the daddy.


85 posted on 05/03/2012 11:16:43 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: advertising guy

LMAO! I read this headline on the page, and was thinking about “white dwarf stars” as in Munchkins.......and got a big ole “WTF?” look on my face, until I read further LMAO!!!!!!!!!

“Four white dwarf stars caught in the act of consuming ‘earth-like’ exoplanets”

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2879517/posts


86 posted on 05/03/2012 11:17:47 AM PDT by MagUSNRET
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

all you right wing nuts who think to have a son requires a daddy are so 23 years ago /s


87 posted on 05/03/2012 11:20:22 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: MagUSNRET

celestial white on white crime


88 posted on 05/03/2012 11:22:05 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: Clint N. Suhks; advertising guy
I am sorry she is from my state.
89 posted on 05/03/2012 11:23:57 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3 (Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

if we were tellin the truth here Oklahoma’s brag line should be.....

Oklahoma, the best Texan’s God could find

gotcha


90 posted on 05/03/2012 11:28:29 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
“Julia” has a son . . . hmm . . no mention of a father.

I emailed that to Rush's 24/7 account. Good catch.

91 posted on 05/03/2012 11:28:48 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

After listening to the rest of that “Julia” spiel, I’d cheerfully claim that anybody dumb enough to swallow all of that stuff isn’t bright enough to reproduce successfully.

As evidence, just consider your nearest available “Occupy”....individual.


92 posted on 05/03/2012 11:32:04 AM PDT by Unrepentant VN Vet ((260 and a wakeup) Truth, I know, always resides wherever brave men still have ammunition.)
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To: Unrepentant VN Vet

I loved the brick on brickhead story about the Occupy folk...it made me smile


93 posted on 05/03/2012 11:34:15 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: CSM

Omigosh, I remember Belly girl.


94 posted on 05/03/2012 11:39:55 AM PDT by altura (Looking for sanity in all the wrong places.)
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To: advertising guy

LOL

Yeah, that’s another Darwin Award candidate for sure.....


95 posted on 05/03/2012 11:40:27 AM PDT by Unrepentant VN Vet ((260 and a wakeup) Truth, I know, always resides wherever brave men still have ammunition.)
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To: advertising guy

At the DC Occupy arsehole tossed a brick and hit a cop in the head.


96 posted on 05/03/2012 11:45:20 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Unrepentant VN Vet

the Darwin Award went to the feller next to the feller who caught said brick w/ his brain for tryin it throw it back up to the roof......lmao


97 posted on 05/03/2012 11:46:54 AM PDT by advertising guy ( Slo Joe Biden " I promise you the President has a big stick, but Michelle's is bigger ")
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To: Clint N. Suhks

the rain finally started. Yay!


98 posted on 05/03/2012 11:48:58 AM PDT by Jemian
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To: Clint N. Suhks

the diet tea is too sweet.

I like plain tea and I put a little saccharine in it. I use Splenda in everything else.


99 posted on 05/03/2012 11:50:03 AM PDT by altura (Looking for sanity in all the wrong places.)
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To: altura; CSM

100 posted on 05/03/2012 11:51:04 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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