Posted on 05/03/2012 8:15:48 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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My favorite. Wish Rush would get Steve Malzberg to sub for him.
I wonder if Rush will cover the “Hildabeast” betrayal of Chen?
Good morning/afternoon, megaRushWillTellItJustLikeItIsdittos from Biggirl! :)=^..^=
bttt
I’m here.
folk, this is gonna be a BIG DEAL.....please know the web site is still being tweeked with new info and fixed boo boo’shttp://www.teapartytribune.com/2012/05/01/restoring-america-project-to-host-celebrating-liberty-festival-on-september-1st-in-new-mexico/
Greetings.
Did you get a look at the tanning-crazed mom from NJ? Ugh . . .
Obama had to create a composite because his real girlfriend was inflatable.
wait - now it does
You mean boyfriend.
his real girlfriend is named Steve
Oh, yes; right.
here
saw it...I was goin the “Marty Feldman”....one eye on the baseball game, one eye on the Coyote game thingie.....
both lost, my eyes healed 2 hours later
We didn’t have hearings on LIBYA!!!
May 1 at 10PM ET/PT, for Discovery Channels premiere of Secrets Of Bin Laden’s Lair.
Osama and AQ loved to watch MSNBC and became very upset when Keith Overbite was fired. LOL.
How’s your son? What was the diagnosis on the car?
“if it is Thursday in Auburn, the weather must be yucky.” The rain hasn’t arrived yet, but the sinus headache is telling me it is a good storm.
We’re still waiting to hear. Still waiting on the police report too. The idiot who hit him is now claiming to be injured even though he said he was fine at the scene.
My composit girlfriend is BELLYGIRL!
My composite boyfriend is Mark Steyn, Paul Ryan, and the guy who played Highlander on TV.
Afternoon all... just saying hello.. going boating soon...
Thank God your son is ok.
Hi BigGirl...How’s the weather in Hartford??
You just described me to a T!
;-)
Hi! The weather is cool, April weather in early May.
His last exam is tomorrow, glad he’ll be home soon.
ROFL!
glad he is ok - don't know how you kept mama bear from heading down there to lay eyes on her boy
Wanna barf?
Check out Obama’s new “composite” ward of the nanny state, Julia:
http://www.barackobama.com/life-of-julia/
just read an article sayin that up armor’d humvees are gonna hit the market......might wanna get a better price buyin 2.....
lol......the stereo is ancient tho....they took it off OddBall’s tank
Elizabeth Warren is 31/32 idiot.
Wow, this “indian” lady is dumb as a box of rocks! Who is she? I missed her name....
More of that Economist double talk;
Former Federal Reserve Vice Chairman Alan Blinder
#1 October 21, 2009
Transcript of Pelosi, House Democratic Leaders, and Economists’ Press Conference Following Economic Forum
Blinder “So for that reason, despite the fact that we’re looking at an absolutely horrendous long-term fiscal outlook,”
or
#2 December 16, 2009
Wall St. Journal : The Case for Optimism on the Economy Alan Blinder
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704869304574596121329841680.html
“Let me offer instead, in deliberately one-sided fashion, the case for optimism.”
” cause all Indians have hi cheekbones”
she should visit Navajo Nation in Window Rock Az.
not a cheekbone in sight
jackass
A complete f*cking moron.
Elizabeth Warren. She’s running against Scott Brown for the Senate in the Peoples Republic of Massachusetts.
Couldn’t fit one in my 1943 driveway.
Elizabeth Warren......communist unabashed
not a problem ...at 30 mph, they make their own drive way
It is in the upper 80s here...it might rain at 4 pm...
oh baby oh baby.....Rickie Fowler finished his round tied for 1st at 6 under..........happy feet, I got happy feet, happy feet....I got.....
Have you heard about the huge military buildup in Israel?
The NFL is seriously considering stopping kick-offs in football to avoid head injury. Wonder if Rush heard that one?
I’ve been anticipating that the government start to walk down the path to eliminating sports. Heck, just the health care costs alone would justify it to a lib. Then you have the green benefits of eliminating unnecessary travel!
Maybe then the sheeple would begin to pay attention to our overlords.
All right! Whom is he tied with?
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