Posted on 05/03/2012 8:15:48 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Elizabeth Warren. She’s running against Scott Brown for the Senate in the Peoples Republic of Massachusetts.
Couldn’t fit one in my 1943 driveway.
Elizabeth Warren......communist unabashed
not a problem ...at 30 mph, they make their own drive way
It is in the upper 80s here...it might rain at 4 pm...
oh baby oh baby.....Rickie Fowler finished his round tied for 1st at 6 under..........happy feet, I got happy feet, happy feet....I got.....
Have you heard about the huge military buildup in Israel?
The NFL is seriously considering stopping kick-offs in football to avoid head injury. Wonder if Rush heard that one?
I’ve been anticipating that the government start to walk down the path to eliminating sports. Heck, just the health care costs alone would justify it to a lib. Then you have the green benefits of eliminating unnecessary travel!
Maybe then the sheeple would begin to pay attention to our overlords.
All right! Whom is he tied with?
Might as well stop punts too.
2,000 others.....lololol.....just looked...it’s like 5 at -6
nope...sports funds lost leader news networks and why NBC just launched a 24/7 sports cable channel
Good grief. The Pirate games have started up already?
Wait—WPGB doesn’t carry the Pirates games anymore, I think. So we should be ok.
What year was this Carter clip?
I think Rush just say, “That was 1964. That was 50+ years ago”. Come on, Rush! I’m not 50, yet! Give me a break! :-)
Carter? I thought that was LBJ, in 1964.
That’s very sad indeed.
BTW, I see Danica Patrick has made the big leagues. She even started in the 7th row last week.
This was a good observation from another thread;
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2879027/posts
... is it now understood that government,
a) Cannot create jobs, it can only spend wealth, briefly, that the private market creates.
b) No government can spend its way out of a depression. Or print its way out.
What’s left to debate?
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