Posted on 03/21/2012 5:39:41 PM PDT by WesternCulture
A cash-strapped 18-year-old man from northern Sweden was found leaving a sex shop with a nipple chain hidden in his pants after his lack of funds prompted him to pilfer the trinket for his girlfriend.
The man took his time browsing around the shop, which is called Ladyland and located in central Sundsvall, in June last year.
Store employees recalled him as friendly and chatty, according to local paper Sundsvalls Tidning.
However, upon leaving, the 18-year-old set off the store's anti-shoplifting alarm.
A search of the man revealed he had pocketed a so called nipple chain, worth some 119 kronor ($18).
The bust-adorning piece of jewelry consisted of two hooks to be fastened on the wearer’s nipples, with a chain running in between.
When questioned by police, the 18-year-old said that he had “forgotten to pay for the item”, claiming that the shopkeeper was overreacting, according to the paper.
However, the man had earlier texted the owner of the shop, saying “sorry I tried to steal from you”.
The 18-year-old was caught shoplifting again in February when he nicked three diet bars from a local supermarket.
When asked why he was stealing, the teen said that he had been having a bad time at home recently and that the reason he stole was to feel a sense of achievement, reported the paper.
the reason he stole was to feel a sense of achievement
At least he was in touch with his inner self.
“a nipple chain hidden in his pants “
He’s doing it wrong.
The poor lad has an incredibly weak understanding of human anatomy. Either that or extremely pendulous moobs.
The thought of a well-word nipple chain can drive a man to make unwise choices.
well-worn.
I was just thinking the same thing!
Heh, just imagine all the ways shoving a nipple chain down your pants could go horribly wrong...
"No, no, you blithering idiot! It attaches to the NIPPLE!"
You could find yourself most anywhere.
According to Talking Heads, you may even find yourself living in a shotgun shack.
(The lyrics: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/t/talking+heads/once+in+a+lifetime_20135070.html)
I found myself living over here in Scandinavia, driving a beautiful Volvo and making love to a wonderful blonde woman of my kind.
But why is it a well run country like Sweden of today has to keep on importing hordes of Muslims like we do?
Sounds like his girlfriend has him by the balz.
It's a 21st century Oliver Twist story.
I must confess, I am and have been pretty much worldly and hedonistic for most of my 60+ years, but I do not know what a nipple chain is.
Pendoulous ping!
nothing says I love you, like a stolen nipple chain.
If you can go to the link, all will be laid bare before your eyes. The connection to the name will also stick in the top of your imagination. All will be connected with a silver chain!
It’s a bit like a Prince Albert, only higher. And stereo.
- Over here in Europe, we've been trying to counteract Feminism since the days of Strinberg (a Swedish die hard anti-feminist who died 100 years ago in case you didn't know).
I see nothing wrong in women taking place in boards of companies as long as they're truly committed to their job, but I don't think neither the average lady or gentleman of today wish to live in a society completely run by women who spend most of their time reading magazines, going to spas and fail driving expensive performance cars to the liquor store.
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