0bama Picks New Slogan For 2012: "Stick With Me, Nobody Likes Change"

The Burbank Herald ^ | February 20, 2012 | Jay Leno

[Brown Deer]

[HiTech RedNeck]

Is this kidding.

Hope-and-changeless now?

[U-238]

He should change it. “Stick with me, all you will have left in income is change.”

[EGPWS]

Should be “Stick with me and I’ll stick it to you”.

[elder5]

Idea for his new campaign song...The Who’s Go to the Mirror

He seems to be completely unreceptive
The tests I gave him showed no sense at all.....

[Tzimisce]

Obama: Apparently we can’t.

[Tzimisce]

Vote for me and I’ll send you a check.

Vote for me and I’ll pay your mortgage.

Obama: millions of illegals can’t be wrong.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Stick With Me, as I Stick It To You

[Sacajaweau]

No change for you...you working folks just stay in your hole and pay the government what we tell you to pay.

[BobP]

Let us stick it to the 49% who pay taxes.

[Lazlo in PA]

Obummer new slogan: “Streetwalker treatment at Escort prices.”

[U-238]

I believe that was taken from the Burbank Leader. I knew someone who works there.

[ml/nj]

This is the guy who said this morning that all the Republicans can come up with is bumper sticker slogans!

ML/NJ

[funfan]

This is a joke right?

[JudyinCanada]

Seems to me that NOT liking the change is the exact reason
you shouldn’t stick with him. Bit of an oxymoron.

[loaloa]

I am starting to call him $5 BUCK BARACK.

[Iron Munro]

As I have worked so hard to show you, "Change" is highly over rated.

[GeronL]

Re-elect OxyMORON for President!

There's your sign.

That'll be $5

[Colorado Cowgirl]

We can start with “ONE AND DONE!” America gets that message.

[GOPJ]

Sounds hopeless...

[Linda Frances]

Has anyone noticed that romney is now saying he wants “tranformation change”. I thought that was obama’s line.

[thecodont]

Sounds like satire.

[Linda Frances]

I meant to say romney says he wants tranformational change. obamas line.

[Old Griz]

Says story by Jay Leno

[DannyTN]

I thought his slogan was one of the following:

• It's still Bush's fault.
• It's congress's fault.
• It's vacation time.
• Let's all bend over to the Muslims.
• It's hopeless, so don't change anything.
• Can't you see how much better it is!!!

[ronnie raygun]

Stick with me no one likes communism but they will learn to like it and you will help me destroy a nation.

[Old Sarge]

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

"Sounds like satire."

Even ignoring that the link goes to The Tonight Show, considering another article title, on the right side of the page declares "Carpooling in Tunnels May Lead to Carpool Tunnel Syndrome", you may be onto something there. ;)

Thanks for the Ping, LucyT.

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

"Avast tharrr! Preparrre fer barrrding!

Or is it "Preparrre fer barrrawing!"

[john mirse]

"Stick with me, your Algae President."

Or, "Hope and Change with Algae."

Or, "Stick with me, and I will stick it to you."