Why is he still alive?
Satan has a few more items for him on his bucket list. </An Idiot Abroad reference>
Clearly God has decided there is a shortage of Wal-Mart greeters in Egypt.
“Why is he still alive?”
My thoughts exactly. If the Marines want something useful upon which to urinate, Carter’s grave will be an excellent location just as soon as he obliges and leaves the mortal coil. Now THAT would be a good video.
Same reason that many of these old demons hang on forever... Satan doesn't want him stinking up the joint.
I'd like to think that the longer they do their damage in this world, the heavier their debt load in the World to Come. They'll never be able to work it off, which means a one-way ticket to the outer darkness. They won't be able to vex the saints.
That's why the Obamas are in a big hurry to destroy everything, and are in spending and vacation overdrive. They won't have the time to build up decades of atrocities as Carter, Arafat, and Fat Ted, so they're necessarily in a rush.