“Why is he still alive?”
My thoughts exactly. If the Marines want something useful upon which to urinate, Carter’s grave will be an excellent location just as soon as he obliges and leaves the mortal coil. Now THAT would be a good video.
“If the Marines want something useful upon which to urinate, Carter’s grave will be an excellent location just as soon as he obliges and leaves the mortal coil.”
I would wait in line for that opportunity.