Posted on 11/27/2011 5:24:48 AM PST by IbJensen
Homosexual benefits for homosexual federal workers! Congress has its priorities straight! These lunatics believe that shoving one's penus up another's anus is another normal.
This is crazy. The reason is because they change partners so much. I know that they tend to change partners as much as Newt does. This is not a good idea. I actually thought they did this already so I am pleased to see we can still fight this.
I find the sight of hairy male bodies with flabby bellies colliding in bed unsettling but truthfully, we straight guys have always found beautiful lesbians a turn on. Not all gays are created equal. Sorry, liberals - if you were literally truthful, it would be a hard sell.
I’m sure the ‘best and the brightest’ will of course be homos looking for government handouts. Makes perfect sense... if you’re an idiot.
Why do gays need to be a federal protected class? Its not like most of us have a gay-dar. Idiots!
So a single child taking care of an elderly widowed parent would qualify? Seems like an equal protection issue if this bill discriminates against other types of "partnerships.
DEFUND socialist collectives foreign and DOMESTIC.
I find that clause interesting. Are liberals admitting same sex marriage is not really marriage? But they don’t see their own hypocrisy on display there, in black and white. If I was gay, I would be outraged at liberal homophobia codified into our nation’s laws!
...it must be a very, very small army.
This is supposed to be actuarially sound and effectively has the individual employee paying for the benefit for the spouse.
When it comes to the gayblades their abbreviated lifespans probably make this a moot point ~ just won't be anybody around to collect.
When it comes to the lesbians it's a different story of course. They live at least as long as non-gays.
your imagery brought a bit of puke up into my mouth....
that being said...I do not believe any govt. (state, feds, local) needs to be in the MARRIAGE business.
all partnerships should be ‘civil partnerships’ and your ‘Marriage’ should be between you and your religious organization...
Polagamists need these benes more than gays. After all, they raise children!
YYup. Like I said, not all gays are created equal.
And these new federal benefits have a catch: to get them, gays must let the federal government into the nation’s bedrooms.
Well... their bedrooms and liberals are telling them to forget any expectation of relationship privacy. With friends like those, gays don’t need enemies.
There really is no such thing as “beautiful lesbians” as it’s mostly a myth of Hollywood proportions. In other words, a marketing tool.
99.9% of REAL lesbians are of the “Chaz” and “Kagan” sort.
then, i as a single person, claim discrimination. it used to be that spouses/traditional families were given special treatment to encourage family stability. if this is opened up to cover homosexuals, then why not singles? actually i’d prefer that things stay with traditional families: God knows they need the help.
The country is beset with serious problems but many in congress would rather play in the weeds.
As everyone knows there's no privacy for federal employees or retirees.
True.... in porn though that works because men being highly imaginative creatures, can imagine inserting themselves in the action.
Apart from that, its hard to think of an instance where the gay lifestyle is truly mainstream.
The Left wants to regiment us. Why stop with gays? You know where this is going to lead. Its not about equality under the law.
See, we don’t need to worry about illegals getting benefits - the pols will find many ways to take our money and give it to those that don’t deserve it.
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