Two dolphins who died after two-day techno party at marine park 'were fed drugs by ravers'

Daily Mail ^ | 11-21-11 | Staff

[Mikey_1962]

"Connyland has denied any wrong-doing."

And Connyland would never con us.

[Jonty30]

Poor dolphins.

I honestly don’t understand people who can do these kinds of things to animals.

[G Larry]

“...dolphins who....”

Dolphins are people!?!?!?

Ya, toss the ravers in jail, but let’s not pretend animals are human!
More J-school nonsense!

[vladimir998]

You honestly don’t understand? If they’re willing to feed drugs to their friends and themselves, then they will have no problem feeding it to animals.

[Jonty30]

I understand that, but I fail to understand meaningless destruction.

Destruction for the sake of destruction.

[VanDeKoik]

” Two dolphins who died after two-day techno party at marine park ‘were fed drugs by ravers’”

The dolphins were last seen alive dancing poorly while twirling glo sticks in their flippers.

[vladimir998]

They’re getting high. Dopers don’t see it as destruction. They see it as liberation (from the sense? from their money?).

[handmade]

Destruction for the sake of destruction describes too many people today. You (and I) do not understand that mindset so we are not going to understand the idiots that think that is such fun.

[WayneS]

“Und now, ve daance...”

[Mount Athos]

I found a picture of the ravers

[Buckeye McFrog]

This is one of the sickest stories I have seen in a long time (outside of the all too typical daily grind of man’s inhumanity to man).

Dolphins have been known to come to the rescue of humans at sea.

[circlecity]

I doubt the ravers did it on porpose. (sorry, couldn’t resist)

[Jack Hydrazine]

I bet the ravers gave the dolphins several hits of Ecstacy. And if the dolphins were given adrenaline after that forget about any chance at life.

Comedian Pablo Francisco knows all about Ecstasy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4vST6_clnA
(warning: bad language)

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

It was April the Forty-first, being a quadruple leapyear;
I was driving in downtown Atlantis.
My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray,
and it was overheating.
So I pulled into a Shell station; they said I'd blown a seal.
I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay, pal?"

While he was doing that, I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar.
A real dive. But I knew the owner; he used to play for the dolphins.
I said, "HI GILL!" (You have to yell, he's hard of herring.)

[JustSayNoToNannies]

Puns are the lowest form of tuna.

[JennysCool]

One of the best routines ever! Thanks for reminding me!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I would have posted more but I’ve got a haddock.

[JennysCool]

“The 99%” at play.

[Winstons Julia]

It is really sad. Especially the description of their suffering. :(

[frithguild]

Alpha: Fa!

Dr. Jake Terrell: Well fa... you've had quite a day haven't you?