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To: circlecity
It was April the Forty-first, being a quadruple leapyear;
I was driving in downtown Atlantis.
My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray,
and it was overheating.
So I pulled into a Shell station; they said I'd blown a seal.
I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay, pal?"

While he was doing that, I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar.
A real dive. But I knew the owner; he used to play for the dolphins.
I said, "HI GILL!" (You have to yell, he's hard of herring.)

14 posted on 11/21/2011 11:18:46 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Attacking Wall Street because you're jobless is like burning down Whole Foods because you're hungry.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
Puns are the lowest form of tuna.
15 posted on 11/21/2011 11:20:23 AM PST by JustSayNoToNannies
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

One of the best routines ever! Thanks for reminding me!


16 posted on 11/21/2011 11:21:21 AM PST by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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