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Let's Start A Business - (Great People's Cube Humor)
People's Cube ^
| 11-17-11
| ThePeoplesComrade
Posted on 11/18/2011 11:49:47 AM PST by tcrlaf
I wish to go into partnership with you.
-I will provide no capital or funding. -You will put up all of the capital. -You will provide all of the labor. -I will tell you what you can sell, make, how to build, who you can hire and fire and how you conduct business. -Each year you will give me one half of your profit.
You must pay me twelve percent of what you pay your employees (for administration and rule making).
Next year you must provide health insurance for your employees.
If you decide to sell, you must pay me 20% of the value received over your original investment.
Please sign here.
____________________________________________________
Sincerely, The Government
(We are confused why there is no economic growth in the United States. We suspect the public has become lazy.)
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: cube; humor; peoplescube; religion; truth
Stupid Kapitalists and their selfish desire for keeping profit for themselves.
They should take a lesson from guilt-ridden liberals and fine state examples like Michael Moore, and not flaunt their money by living in upscale Manhattan housing, driving in limo's, and pulling into McDonald's Drive Thru's, looking at the menu board and saying, "One of each, please!"
Forget the aforementioned percentages, ALL excess funds should be shoveled to nearest redistribution center where it can go to good causes like the Occupansies or another state owned jet for Nancy Peloski.
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posted on
11/18/2011 11:49:49 AM PST
by
tcrlaf
To: tcrlaf
I fail to see any parody in that.
:p
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posted on
11/18/2011 11:53:50 AM PST
by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
To: tcrlaf
To: tcrlaf
I found something wrong.
The impression that you have a choice. Unless you decide not to do business a all, of course. :p
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posted on
11/18/2011 11:59:07 AM PST
by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
To: tcrlaf
Another of my favorite sites.
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posted on
11/18/2011 12:00:34 PM PST
by
Neoliberalnot
((Read "The Grey Book" for an alternative to corruption in DC))
To: tcrlaf
Occupansies, lol you’re missing a letter, let me help
OccuWpansieS
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posted on
11/18/2011 12:13:35 PM PST
by
thesaleboat
(Pray The Rosary Daily)
To: GeronL
There always is the black market. But then again, if you get too big, the government will still look the other way for the right ‘public-private’ arrangement.
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posted on
11/18/2011 12:16:26 PM PST
by
griswold3
(Character is Destiny)
To: GeronL
Parody, I thought it was an Xekutive Order.
To: tcrlaf
Sincerely, The GovernmentP.S. Unless you should care to go into business with China as your partner.
In that case, be assured we shall remain on our knees before your partner who has owned us for years.
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posted on
11/18/2011 12:21:35 PM PST
by
Navy Patriot
(Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it. (plagiarized))
To: tcrlaf
And when we as legislators become aware of something that could affect your business, while it is illegal for you to act upon that knowledge, we shall profit handsomely!
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posted on
11/18/2011 12:22:47 PM PST
by
DTogo
(High time to bring back the Sons of Liberty !!)
To: griswold3
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posted on
11/18/2011 12:24:20 PM PST
by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
To: tcrlaf
"Now the guy's got Paulie as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Paulie. Trouble with the bill? He can go to Paulie. Trouble with the cops, deliveries, Tommy, he can call Paulie. But now the guy's gotta come up with Paulie's money every week, no matter what. Business bad? F**k you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? F**k you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning, huh? F**k you, pay me."
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posted on
11/18/2011 12:25:11 PM PST
by
Maceman
(Obama: As American as nasei goreng)
To: GeronL
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posted on
11/18/2011 12:26:17 PM PST
by
ctdonath2
($1 meals: http://abuckaplate.blogspot.com/)
To: ctdonath2
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posted on
11/18/2011 12:27:01 PM PST
by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
To: tcrlaf
We are here from the government and we are here to help!
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posted on
11/18/2011 12:43:53 PM PST
by
Dem Guard
(Obama's 57 States = The Organization of The Islamic Conference (OIC).)
To: tcrlaf
I have always advocated that there should be some workshops for liberals where we teach them how to make mud-huts, washing closes on the side of creek beds and rivers, making rope from vines...etc. Note: Fires produce green house gases, so no workshop on how to start them. Exception: Fires of the Molotov persuasion which every leftist pretty much already knows via DNA.
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posted on
11/18/2011 12:45:04 PM PST
by
lormand
(A Government who robs Peter to pay Paul, will always have the support of Paul)
To: deoetdoctrinae
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posted on
11/18/2011 12:58:21 PM PST
by
deoetdoctrinae
(Gun-Free zones are playgrounds for felons)
To: tcrlaf
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a screwing today.
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posted on
11/18/2011 1:24:55 PM PST
by
Jukeman
To: tcrlaf
Harry Reid knows how to make money without all that hassle. Work with the mob.
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posted on
11/18/2011 4:29:04 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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