Let's Start A Business - (Great People's Cube Humor)

People's Cube ^ | 11-17-11 | ThePeoplesComrade

[tcrlaf]

I wish to go into partnership with you.

-I will provide no capital or funding. -You will put up all of the capital. -You will provide all of the labor. -I will tell you what you can sell, make, how to build, who you can hire and fire and how you conduct business. -Each year you will give me one half of your profit.

You must pay me twelve percent of what you pay your employees (for administration and rule making).

Next year you must provide health insurance for your employees.

If you decide to sell, you must pay me 20% of the value received over your original investment.

Please sign here.

____________________________________________________

Sincerely, The Government

(We are confused why there is no economic growth in the United States. We suspect the public has become lazy.)

[tcrlaf]

Stupid Kapitalists and their selfish desire for keeping profit for themselves.

They should take a lesson from guilt-ridden liberals and fine state examples like Michael Moore, and not flaunt their money by living in upscale Manhattan housing, driving in limo's, and pulling into McDonald's Drive Thru's, looking at the menu board and saying, "One of each, please!"

Forget the aforementioned percentages, ALL excess funds should be shoveled to nearest redistribution center where it can go to good causes like the Occupansies or another state owned jet for Nancy Peloski.

[GeronL]

I fail to see any parody in that.

:p

[Personal Responsibility]

This is brilliant.

[GeronL]

I found something wrong.

The impression that you have a choice. Unless you decide not to do business a all, of course. :p

[Neoliberalnot]

Another of my favorite sites.

[thesaleboat]

Occupansies, lol you’re missing a letter, let me help
OccuWpansieS

[griswold3]

There always is the black market. But then again, if you get too big, the government will still look the other way for the right ‘public-private’ arrangement.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Parody, I thought it was an Xekutive Order.

[Navy Patriot]

Sincerely, The Government

P.S. Unless you should care to go into business with China as your partner.

In that case, be assured we shall remain on our knees before your partner who has owned us for years.

[DTogo]

And when we as legislators become aware of something that could affect your business, while it is illegal for you to act upon that knowledge, we shall profit handsomely!

[GeronL]

too true

[Maceman]

"Now the guy's got Paulie as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Paulie. Trouble with the bill? He can go to Paulie. Trouble with the cops, deliveries, Tommy, he can call Paulie. But now the guy's gotta come up with Paulie's money every week, no matter what. Business bad? F**k you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? F**k you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning, huh? F**k you, pay me."

[ctdonath2]

See? you have a choice!

[GeronL]

lol

[Dem Guard]

We are here from the government and we are here to help!

[lormand]

I have always advocated that there should be some workshops for liberals where we teach them how to make mud-huts, washing closes on the side of creek beds and rivers, making rope from vines...etc. Note: Fires produce green house gases, so no workshop on how to start them. Exception: Fires of the Molotov persuasion which every leftist pretty much already knows via DNA.

[deoetdoctrinae]

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[Jukeman]

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a screwing today.

[TigersEye]

Harry Reid knows how to make money without all that hassle. Work with the mob.