Marines Warned: Don't Spit Towards Mecca

Townhall ^ | 11/5/11 | Diana West

[Nachum]

Uncle Sam is getting a little weird. Make that a lot weird. Having dumped hundreds of billions of dollars into a sinkhole called Afghanistan--populated by misogynistic, pederastic, tribalistic and religiously supremacist primitives--to no avail, he has hit on a new plan for winning those ever-elusive Afghan ''hearts and minds.'' (snip) When nature calls, Uncle Sam has decided he wants every U.S. Marine equipped with a map and compass, or some other way of knowing direction. This is to ensure that no U.S. Marine in Afghanistan urinates in the direction of Mecca ever again. Now, there's a winning strategy.

[sten]

confirmed.

all my crappers are aligned properly for the respect i wish to convey

[BigCinBigD]

if I ever have a house built. All the toilets are going to face meca.

[knarf]

Yeah well, your neices and nephewa are getting a little weary of you're turning out to be that weird uncle of the family.

We love ya' unk, but we're calling in some relief in a few months.

[TangoLimaSierra]

I can think of a great iPhone app.

[Neidermeyer]

If you live in Mecca do you just hold it for 70 years?

[ronnie raygun]

not towards mecca.......on mecca

[politicianslie]

In the end the result will be the implementation of sharia in both countries, and the total purging of Christians and Jews.

Obama, our first RADICAL MUSLIM PRESIDENT, was very successful in getting radical Islam in both Egypt and Libya. His real goal is to get Sharia law into America.

That will be much easier than you'll at first believe. Consider that the vast majority of Americans still won't even consider that Obama is a Muslim much less a radical terrorist playing POTUS. He couldn't be this stupid, he's destroying the country on purpose.

[Patton@Bastogne]

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"Piss on Mohammed" ...


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[combat_boots]

“Now I know in what direction to urinate and spit and do anything else inappropriate - like give the “New Jersey Salute” - RIGHT AT MECCA.”

Now, that’s what all Americans need to do. Some may even redo their bathrooms as a result of this.

[BykrBayb]

Thanks for that link.

The toilet we use most often faces east. Now I find that from our toilet to Mecca is actually northeast. I’m calling a plumber first thing in the morning.

[maine-iac7]

Total mind control over billions of people - playing stinkbug to a little black meteorite. I've often wondered - if a muzzie was taken away from the influence and didn't play stinkbug for a month or so - would that hypnotic trigger of dropping to the ground 5 times a day as the towers rang out the prayers - would that trigger be broken and the person be able to think for themselves and break away?

BTW, what color turban did mohammmmmmed wear? Was it blue?

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[maine-iac7]

“Uncle Sam” says.

WE know who ordered this - but at least give us a name of the military man that passed on the mussy’s order.

“Uncle Sam”???? Is there not ONE real reporter left in this country?

[444Flyer]

LOL! Talk about your p#$$in contest!

[444Flyer]

"...It sickens me to see the United States military reduced to this. And how are we then going to come against the inevitable demands for sharia law in this country?"

Repeat after Obama. 'Sodomy good. Pee peeing North bad.'

You are right. This is beyond insanity. They are attempting to push Sharia on our guys. Get them out of that hell hole before Obama gets them all killed.

[zipper]

Yes, and even without a muslim agenda he’s destroying the country with a Cloward-Piven strategy.

[Pearls Before Swine]

So, if you decide to spit, you can turn 180 degrees and fart towards Mecca! US policy!

[TYVets]

I suspect the administration does this in part to demoralize the military.

Agreed

I wonder how many 0bama Rules of Engagement are getting the members of our military killed needlessly.

[444Flyer]

Bump.

Whiskey Tango, over!

Diana West’s article is right on target.

[ViLaLuz]

If it’s 180 degrees away from Mecca, it will travel around the world and end up there anyway.