Skip to comments.Marines Warned: Don't Spit Towards Mecca
Posted on 11/05/2011 8:39:02 PM PDT by Nachum
Uncle Sam is getting a little weird. Make that a lot weird. Having dumped hundreds of billions of dollars into a sinkhole called Afghanistan--populated by misogynistic, pederastic, tribalistic and religiously supremacist primitives--to no avail, he has hit on a new plan for winning those ever-elusive Afghan ''hearts and minds.'' (snip) When nature calls, Uncle Sam has decided he wants every U.S. Marine equipped with a map and compass, or some other way of knowing direction. This is to ensure that no U.S. Marine in Afghanistan urinates in the direction of Mecca ever again. Now, there's a winning strategy.
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Oh, not the way the founders meant it -- but the Left would go ballistic if the government required all soldiers to cross themselves when passing a Catholic Church. To me, directing soldiers not to spit toward Mecca is basically in the same category.
The easy solution would be to nuke Mecca.
Now I know in what direction to urinate and spit and do anything else inappropriate - like give the “New Jersey Salute” - RIGHT AT MECCA.
That S.O.B. in the Oval Office is one sick bastard.
Well, lets think about this, If I pee/spit away from mecca and phart, that would be towards mecca, would that fly?
How about a deal? Let’s not spit towards Mecca just as soon as y’all stop suicide bombs, beheadings, and “corrective rapes”. Deal?
OK, then they’ll just defecate in Mecca’s generasl mdirection.
And how the hell does any Afghan know where Mecca is? They can’t even read.
We need to get the hell out of Afghanistan now.
I had a vision of marines in a fighting hole, arguing over which direction to spit in, just to piss them off.
but they can fart in that general direction, and no one knows except the farter....:O)
when I’m out riding in the country with my cycling buddies and nature calls, we always make a point of aiming toward Mecca, as best we can. Maybe I’ll start carrying a compass just to improve our aim.
Instead, maybe, pissing simultaneously in a well formed rank whilst facing the favored direction.
OK, just p1$$ to the east. . .
OK boys, rearrange all the porta-potties
But don’t call him a Muslim!!
And remember, if you release away from that muzzie shrine, you are still facing it, but the long way around!
Here’s the geographic coordinates for Mecca:
21° 25’ 36” North, 39° 49’ 34” East
something to keep in mind when the need for “watering the flowers” arises.
Any ‘religion” that requires people praying to poke their azzes in the air is sick.
Is today April Fools Day or something?
It sickens me to see the United States military reduced to this. And how are we then going to come against the inevitable demands for sharia law in this country?
I wouldn't think this would be an issue.
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