Posted on 11/05/2011 8:39:02 PM PDT by Nachum
Uncle Sam is getting a little weird. Make that a lot weird. Having dumped hundreds of billions of dollars into a sinkhole called Afghanistan--populated by misogynistic, pederastic, tribalistic and religiously supremacist primitives--to no avail, he has hit on a new plan for winning those ever-elusive Afghan ''hearts and minds.'' (snip) When nature calls, Uncle Sam has decided he wants every U.S. Marine equipped with a map and compass, or some other way of knowing direction. This is to ensure that no U.S. Marine in Afghanistan urinates in the direction of Mecca ever again. Now, there's a winning strategy.
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Oh, not the way the founders meant it -- but the Left would go ballistic if the government required all soldiers to cross themselves when passing a Catholic Church. To me, directing soldiers not to spit toward Mecca is basically in the same category.
The easy solution would be to nuke Mecca.
Now I know in what direction to urinate and spit and do anything else inappropriate - like give the “New Jersey Salute” - RIGHT AT MECCA.
That S.O.B. in the Oval Office is one sick bastard.
Well, lets think about this, If I pee/spit away from mecca and phart, that would be towards mecca, would that fly?
How about a deal? Let’s not spit towards Mecca just as soon as y’all stop suicide bombs, beheadings, and “corrective rapes”. Deal?
OK, then they’ll just defecate in Mecca’s generasl mdirection.
And how the hell does any Afghan know where Mecca is? They can’t even read.
We need to get the hell out of Afghanistan now.
I had a vision of marines in a fighting hole, arguing over which direction to spit in, just to piss them off.
but they can fart in that general direction, and no one knows except the farter....:O)
when I’m out riding in the country with my cycling buddies and nature calls, we always make a point of aiming toward Mecca, as best we can. Maybe I’ll start carrying a compass just to improve our aim.
Instead, maybe, pissing simultaneously in a well formed rank whilst facing the favored direction.
OK, just p1$$ to the east. . .
OK boys, rearrange all the porta-potties
But don’t call him a Muslim!!
And remember, if you release away from that muzzie shrine, you are still facing it, but the long way around!
Here’s the geographic coordinates for Mecca:
21° 25’ 36” North, 39° 49’ 34” East
something to keep in mind when the need for “watering the flowers” arises.
Any ‘religion” that requires people praying to poke their azzes in the air is sick.
Is today April Fools Day or something?
It sickens me to see the United States military reduced to this. And how are we then going to come against the inevitable demands for sharia law in this country?
I wouldn't think this would be an issue.
If I had a penis I’d make sure I’m taking a whizz toward Mecca.
There’s an app for that...
The author is right — to observe any of these contrived “rules” is submission to sharia.
We won the war in both Iraq and Afghanistan, but are in the process of losing the peace. In the end the result will be the implementation of sharia in both countries, and the total purging of Christians and Jews.
‘And how are we then going to come against the inevitable demands for sharia law in this country?’
We support organizations like this:
http://www.actforamericaeducation.com/
"I summon my blue-eyed slaves anytime it pleases me. I command the Americans to send me their bravest soldiers to die for me. Anytime I clap my hands a stupid genie called the American ambassador appears to do my bidding. When the Americans die in my service their bodies are frozen in metal boxes by the US Embassy and American airplanes carry them away, as if they never existed. Truly, America is my favorite slave."
King Fahd Bin Abdul-Aziz, Jeddeh 1993
For the source of that quotation, visit the link below (copy and paste if necessary), go to page 272 and scroll to the bottom of the page.
http://tinyurl.com/28sn557
I guess their oil is the only POSSIBLE reason to shed American blood for these people. It begs a question: WHY THE HELL AREN’T WE USING OUR OWN?? ARE WE MAD? (Don’t answer that.)
Things started going wrong in Afghanistan when the Bushies starting harping on “making sure girls can go to school”. I never gave a crap about that, and still don’t. We were there for retribution and destruction, not as a foreign department of education.
The stupidity... It burns!
I wonder if mooning is ok?
“And how are we then going to come against the inevitable demands for sharia law in this country?”
HOW? Well, you be as tribal as they are. Americans don’t do that anymore. Try staying out of the Socialist Indoctrination camps, for starters.
Got kids? Homeschool them. Keep them out of the socialist mind benders clutches. If all Christians did this, would the socialist camps stay open? Would it impede their march? Yes, it would.
Do enough Christians care enough, love freedom enough, to do it?
GMAFB! This makes me want to puke...in the direction of the District of Criminals.
I’d like to see if the Marine hierarchy would even think about a court martial for pissing in the direction of our enemy. Maybe if they also didn’t shoot in the same direction.
Patton, who purposely pissed in the Rhine, and Pershing, who had Moslems in the Phillipines with bullets dipped in bacon grease, are undoubtedly spinning at high RPMs in their graves.
Our leaders are mad, and must be stopped.
How many men and women have died in wars that were fought NOT TO WIN????
What are we doing in Africa? Why do we let them come HERE??? Any moslem??? This nation is mad.
http://www.al-habib.info/qibla-pointer/
Use it as you see fit.
I meant to add...more of this... in the last post. lol.
Yeah, we need to get out of there asap. I feel bad for the victims of Islam living in that s**t hole, but enough Americans have died and been seriously injured over there.
And the solution as it relates to practitioners of the Religion of Peace coming to the US and committing violent acts is simple; don’t let them in in the first place! No family reunification immigration from Muslim countries. No refugees from Muslim countries. No Diversity Visas for Muslim countries (or for any nation ideally).
One of the tragedies of 9-11 is that those guys need not ever have been allowed in the country in the first place.
Is it ok for the Army to spit, pee, poop, phart and belch in the direction of Mecca?
Is it ok for the Army to spit, pee, poop, phart belch and point their boots in the direction of Mecca?
To me, directing soldiers not to spit toward Mecca is basically in the same category.
The simplicity of your position is an elegance of thought. It is exactly as you state and can not be refuted. Sir, you are correct!
Just purely for the sake of academic interest, this iPhone app will point you in the direction of Mecca:
http://eqibla.com/tools/iphone/
“Is it ok for the Army to spit, pee, poop, phart belch and point their boots in the direction of Mecca?”
Apparently not! Our military has to put up with so much petty BS PC crap, its not funny.
Nuke Mecca?
And destroy the black rock they call the Cabbage?
Lord Jesus, forbid !!!
He must be ready for a midnight snack.
Make him a ham sandwich on Jewish Rye.
F*ck you Allah.
6027. 1988-1994. USMC.
And you must stand on one foot and hop up and down while defecating or Allah will be mightily offended.
I suspect the administration does this in part to demoralize the military.
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