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Marines Warned: Don't Spit Towards Mecca
Townhall ^ | 11/5/11 | Diana West

Posted on 11/05/2011 8:39:02 PM PDT by Nachum

Uncle Sam is getting a little weird. Make that a lot weird. Having dumped hundreds of billions of dollars into a sinkhole called Afghanistan--populated by misogynistic, pederastic, tribalistic and religiously supremacist primitives--to no avail, he has hit on a new plan for winning those ever-elusive Afghan ''hearts and minds.'' (snip) When nature calls, Uncle Sam has decided he wants every U.S. Marine equipped with a map and compass, or some other way of knowing direction. This is to ensure that no U.S. Marine in Afghanistan urinates in the direction of Mecca ever again. Now, there's a winning strategy.

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KEYWORDS: dhimmi; dhimmitude; islam; marines; mecca; sharia; spit; warned
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And no scratching your b*lls, either
1 posted on 11/05/2011 8:39:06 PM PDT by Nachum
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To: Jet Jaguar; NorwegianViking; ExTexasRedhead; HollyB; FromLori; EricTheRed_VocalMinority; ...

The list, ping

Let me know if you would like to be on or off the ping list

http://www.nachumlist.com/


2 posted on 11/05/2011 8:41:02 PM PDT by Nachum (The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
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To: Nachum
Sounds like the government is making some sort of law covering a particular religion.

Oh, not the way the founders meant it -- but the Left would go ballistic if the government required all soldiers to cross themselves when passing a Catholic Church. To me, directing soldiers not to spit toward Mecca is basically in the same category.

3 posted on 11/05/2011 8:42:01 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (I won't vote for Romney. I won't vote for Perry.)
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To: Nachum

The easy solution would be to nuke Mecca.


4 posted on 11/05/2011 8:43:03 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Nachum

Now I know in what direction to urinate and spit and do anything else inappropriate - like give the “New Jersey Salute” - RIGHT AT MECCA.

That S.O.B. in the Oval Office is one sick bastard.


5 posted on 11/05/2011 8:43:09 PM PDT by ZULU (ANYBODY BUT ROMNEY)
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To: Nachum

Well, lets think about this, If I pee/spit away from mecca and phart, that would be towards mecca, would that fly?


6 posted on 11/05/2011 8:43:23 PM PDT by Not now, Not ever! (Girlfriend suggested I use pelosi in place of swear words, A good idea, I think)
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To: Nachum

How about a deal? Let’s not spit towards Mecca just as soon as y’all stop suicide bombs, beheadings, and “corrective rapes”. Deal?


7 posted on 11/05/2011 8:43:30 PM PDT by coloradan (The US has become a banana republic, except without the bananas - or the republic.)
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To: Nachum

OK, then they’ll just defecate in Mecca’s generasl mdirection.

And how the hell does any Afghan know where Mecca is? They can’t even read.

We need to get the hell out of Afghanistan now.


8 posted on 11/05/2011 8:43:53 PM PDT by exit82 (Democrats are the enemies of freedom. We have ideas-the Dems only have ideology.)
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To: Nachum

I had a vision of marines in a fighting hole, arguing over which direction to spit in, just to piss them off.


9 posted on 11/05/2011 8:43:53 PM PDT by rlmorel (The Rats won't be satisfied until every industry in the USA is in ruins and ripe for nationalization)
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To: Nachum

but they can fart in that general direction, and no one knows except the farter....:O)


10 posted on 11/05/2011 8:45:12 PM PDT by goat granny
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To: Nachum
Here's the geographic coordinates for Mecca:
21° 25' 36" North, 39° 49' 34" East
something to keep in mind when the need for "watering the flowers" arises.
11 posted on 11/05/2011 8:46:31 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
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To: Nachum

when I’m out riding in the country with my cycling buddies and nature calls, we always make a point of aiming toward Mecca, as best we can. Maybe I’ll start carrying a compass just to improve our aim.


12 posted on 11/05/2011 8:47:26 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: ZULU
It would be verrry interesting to know where this new muzzie-centric rule came from. Most definitely not the Marine hierarchy. If anything comes from it, I doubt much enforcement will be done. Hey, a gust of wind came up and blew it that way!

Instead, maybe, pissing simultaneously in a well formed rank whilst facing the favored direction.

13 posted on 11/05/2011 8:47:50 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Impala64ssa

OK, just p1$$ to the east. . .

OK boys, rearrange all the porta-potties


14 posted on 11/05/2011 8:48:59 PM PDT by RatRipper (I'll ride a turtle to work every day before I buy anything from Government Motors.)
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To: ZULU

But don’t call him a Muslim!!


15 posted on 11/05/2011 8:49:41 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You can't invade the US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.~Admiral Yamamoto)
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To: goat granny
Monty Python would approve.

And remember, if you release away from that muzzie shrine, you are still facing it, but the long way around!

16 posted on 11/05/2011 8:49:41 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Impala64ssa

Here’s the geographic coordinates for Mecca:
21° 25’ 36” North, 39° 49’ 34” East
something to keep in mind when the need for “watering the flowers” arises.


Any ‘religion” that requires people praying to poke their azzes in the air is sick.


17 posted on 11/05/2011 8:50:53 PM PDT by unkus (Silence Is Consent)
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To: Nachum

Is today April Fools Day or something?

It sickens me to see the United States military reduced to this. And how are we then going to come against the inevitable demands for sharia law in this country?


18 posted on 11/05/2011 8:52:53 PM PDT by MichaelCorleone (Doesn't anyone love liberty anymore?)
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To: Nachum
What if one of the Marines has post-nasal drip? My grandfather has that and is constantly spitting phlegm. He even sounds like he's choking on it. I'm surprised he has not puked. Or they could spit that really nasty,greenish-yellow mucus one has with when they have a bad cold or bronchitis.
19 posted on 11/05/2011 8:53:39 PM PDT by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (Straight and proud.)
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To: ClearCase_guy
The prevailing wind in much of Afghanistan is FROM the SW ~ in the direction of Mecca.

I wouldn't think this would be an issue.

20 posted on 11/05/2011 8:53:39 PM PDT by muawiyah
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To: Nachum

If I had a penis I’d make sure I’m taking a whizz toward Mecca.


21 posted on 11/05/2011 8:55:30 PM PDT by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (Straight and proud.)
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To: Nachum

There’s an app for that...


22 posted on 11/05/2011 8:55:43 PM PDT by null and void (MSGT Dean Hopkins USMC (ret) WWII-Korea-Vietnam 11/9/1925-10/22/2011 My hero, my Dad)
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To: Nachum

23 posted on 11/05/2011 8:56:42 PM PDT by RasterMaster ("To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men." - Abraham Lincoln)
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To: Nachum

The author is right — to observe any of these contrived “rules” is submission to sharia.

We won the war in both Iraq and Afghanistan, but are in the process of losing the peace. In the end the result will be the implementation of sharia in both countries, and the total purging of Christians and Jews.


24 posted on 11/05/2011 8:58:56 PM PDT by zipper (espions sur les occupants)
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To: MichaelCorleone

‘And how are we then going to come against the inevitable demands for sharia law in this country?’

We support organizations like this:

http://www.actforamericaeducation.com/


25 posted on 11/05/2011 9:00:44 PM PDT by Nachum (The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
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26 posted on 11/05/2011 9:02:06 PM PDT by onyx (PLEASE SUPPORT FREE REPUBLIC BY DONATING NOW! Sarah's New Ping List - tell me if you want on it.)
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27 posted on 11/05/2011 9:02:49 PM PDT by onyx (PLEASE SUPPORT FREE REPUBLIC BY DONATING NOW! Sarah's New Ping List - tell me if you want on it.)
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To: Nachum
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"I summon my blue-eyed slaves anytime it pleases me. I command the Americans to send me their bravest soldiers to die for me. Anytime I clap my hands a stupid genie called the American ambassador appears to do my bidding. When the Americans die in my service their bodies are frozen in metal boxes by the US Embassy and American airplanes carry them away, as if they never existed. Truly, America is my favorite slave."

King Fahd Bin Abdul-Aziz, Jeddeh 1993

("At Any Price: How America Betrayed My Kidnapped Daughters for Saudi Oil" By Patricia Roush)

For the source of that quotation, visit the link below (copy and paste if necessary), go to page 272 and scroll to the bottom of the page.

http://tinyurl.com/28sn557

I guess their oil is the only POSSIBLE reason to shed American blood for these people. It begs a question: WHY THE HELL AREN’T WE USING OUR OWN?? ARE WE MAD? (Don’t answer that.)


28 posted on 11/05/2011 9:03:15 PM PDT by Dick Bachert (And we all move a step closer to the One World Utopia -- where all but a few will be slaves.)
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To: Nachum

Things started going wrong in Afghanistan when the Bushies starting harping on “making sure girls can go to school”. I never gave a crap about that, and still don’t. We were there for retribution and destruction, not as a foreign department of education.


29 posted on 11/05/2011 9:04:04 PM PDT by montag813
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To: Nachum

The stupidity... It burns!


30 posted on 11/05/2011 9:07:25 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: Nachum

I wonder if mooning is ok?


31 posted on 11/05/2011 9:08:59 PM PDT by longhorn too
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To: MichaelCorleone

“And how are we then going to come against the inevitable demands for sharia law in this country?”

HOW? Well, you be as tribal as they are. Americans don’t do that anymore. Try staying out of the Socialist Indoctrination camps, for starters.

Got kids? Homeschool them. Keep them out of the socialist mind benders clutches. If all Christians did this, would the socialist camps stay open? Would it impede their march? Yes, it would.

Do enough Christians care enough, love freedom enough, to do it?


32 posted on 11/05/2011 9:10:37 PM PDT by TruthConquers (Delendae sunt publicae scholae)
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To: Nachum

GMAFB! This makes me want to puke...in the direction of the District of Criminals.

I’d like to see if the Marine hierarchy would even think about a court martial for pissing in the direction of our enemy. Maybe if they also didn’t shoot in the same direction.

Patton, who purposely pissed in the Rhine, and Pershing, who had Moslems in the Phillipines with bullets dipped in bacon grease, are undoubtedly spinning at high RPMs in their graves.


33 posted on 11/05/2011 9:13:14 PM PDT by Ancesthntr (Bibi to Odumbo: Its not going to happen.)
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To: Dick Bachert

Our leaders are mad, and must be stopped.

How many men and women have died in wars that were fought NOT TO WIN????

What are we doing in Africa? Why do we let them come HERE??? Any moslem??? This nation is mad.


34 posted on 11/05/2011 9:13:47 PM PDT by TruthConquers (Delendae sunt publicae scholae)
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To: Impala64ssa
Here's a handy website for pointing the direction to Mecca.

http://www.al-habib.info/qibla-pointer/

Use it as you see fit.

35 posted on 11/05/2011 9:19:47 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Herman Cain: possibly the escapee most dangerous to the Democrats since Frederick Douglass.)
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To: Nachum
I have one answer to this question of cultural insensitivity:

mecca cope
36 posted on 11/05/2011 9:22:22 PM PDT by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
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To: 3Fingas

I meant to add...more of this... in the last post. lol.


37 posted on 11/05/2011 9:23:42 PM PDT by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
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To: montag813

Yeah, we need to get out of there asap. I feel bad for the victims of Islam living in that s**t hole, but enough Americans have died and been seriously injured over there.

And the solution as it relates to practitioners of the Religion of Peace coming to the US and committing violent acts is simple; don’t let them in in the first place! No family reunification immigration from Muslim countries. No refugees from Muslim countries. No Diversity Visas for Muslim countries (or for any nation ideally).

One of the tragedies of 9-11 is that those guys need not ever have been allowed in the country in the first place.


38 posted on 11/05/2011 9:23:55 PM PDT by Aetius
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To: longhorn too

Is it ok for the Army to spit, pee, poop, phart and belch in the direction of Mecca?


39 posted on 11/05/2011 9:24:42 PM PDT by celtic gal
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To: longhorn too

Is it ok for the Army to spit, pee, poop, phart belch and point their boots in the direction of Mecca?


40 posted on 11/05/2011 9:31:19 PM PDT by celtic gal
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To: ClearCase_guy
Oh, not the way the founders meant it -- but the Left would go ballistic if the government required all soldiers to cross themselves when passing a Catholic Church.

To me, directing soldiers not to spit toward Mecca is basically in the same category.

The simplicity of your position is an elegance of thought. It is exactly as you state and can not be refuted. Sir, you are correct!

41 posted on 11/05/2011 9:36:33 PM PDT by cpdiii (Deckhand, Roughneck, Mud Man, Geologist, Pilot, Pharmacist. THE CONSTITUTION IS WORTH DYING FOR!)
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To: Nachum

Just purely for the sake of academic interest, this iPhone app will point you in the direction of Mecca:
http://eqibla.com/tools/iphone/


42 posted on 11/05/2011 9:41:49 PM PDT by BlazingArizona
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To: Nachum

http://www.artistdirect.com/video/55-days-at-peking/54135


43 posted on 11/05/2011 9:42:12 PM PDT by Wiggins
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To: celtic gal

“Is it ok for the Army to spit, pee, poop, phart belch and point their boots in the direction of Mecca?”

Apparently not! Our military has to put up with so much petty BS PC crap, its not funny.


44 posted on 11/05/2011 9:43:58 PM PDT by longhorn too
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To: Berlin_Freeper

Nuke Mecca?

And destroy the black rock they call the Cabbage?

Lord Jesus, forbid !!!


45 posted on 11/05/2011 9:47:04 PM PDT by Surrounded_too
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

He must be ready for a midnight snack.

Make him a ham sandwich on Jewish Rye.


46 posted on 11/05/2011 9:50:07 PM PDT by Surrounded_too
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To: KarlInOhio
Both of my toilets face East...

F*ck you Allah.

6027. 1988-1994. USMC.

47 posted on 11/05/2011 9:50:35 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: Nachum
We're fighting Islamic perverts, so let's not offend their
Make believe piety
48 posted on 11/05/2011 9:53:28 PM PDT by daku
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To: Nachum

And you must stand on one foot and hop up and down while defecating or Allah will be mightily offended.


49 posted on 11/05/2011 9:57:46 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: Nachum

I suspect the administration does this in part to demoralize the military.


50 posted on 11/05/2011 10:07:58 PM PDT by WoofDog123
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