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Oh, not the way the founders meant it -- but the Left would go ballistic if the government required all soldiers to cross themselves when passing a Catholic Church. To me, directing soldiers not to spit toward Mecca is basically in the same category.
The easy solution would be to nuke Mecca.
Now I know in what direction to urinate and spit and do anything else inappropriate - like give the “New Jersey Salute” - RIGHT AT MECCA.
That S.O.B. in the Oval Office is one sick bastard.
Well, lets think about this, If I pee/spit away from mecca and phart, that would be towards mecca, would that fly?
How about a deal? Let’s not spit towards Mecca just as soon as y’all stop suicide bombs, beheadings, and “corrective rapes”. Deal?
OK, then they’ll just defecate in Mecca’s generasl mdirection.
And how the hell does any Afghan know where Mecca is? They can’t even read.
We need to get the hell out of Afghanistan now.
I had a vision of marines in a fighting hole, arguing over which direction to spit in, just to piss them off.
but they can fart in that general direction, and no one knows except the farter....:O)
when I’m out riding in the country with my cycling buddies and nature calls, we always make a point of aiming toward Mecca, as best we can. Maybe I’ll start carrying a compass just to improve our aim.
If I had a penis I’d make sure I’m taking a whizz toward Mecca.
There’s an app for that...
The author is right — to observe any of these contrived “rules” is submission to sharia.
We won the war in both Iraq and Afghanistan, but are in the process of losing the peace. In the end the result will be the implementation of sharia in both countries, and the total purging of Christians and Jews.
"I summon my blue-eyed slaves anytime it pleases me. I command the Americans to send me their bravest soldiers to die for me. Anytime I clap my hands a stupid genie called the American ambassador appears to do my bidding. When the Americans die in my service their bodies are frozen in metal boxes by the US Embassy and American airplanes carry them away, as if they never existed. Truly, America is my favorite slave."
King Fahd Bin Abdul-Aziz, Jeddeh 1993
For the source of that quotation, visit the link below (copy and paste if necessary), go to page 272 and scroll to the bottom of the page.
http://tinyurl.com/28sn557
I guess their oil is the only POSSIBLE reason to shed American blood for these people. It begs a question: WHY THE HELL AREN’T WE USING OUR OWN?? ARE WE MAD? (Don’t answer that.)
Things started going wrong in Afghanistan when the Bushies starting harping on “making sure girls can go to school”. I never gave a crap about that, and still don’t. We were there for retribution and destruction, not as a foreign department of education.
The stupidity... It burns!
