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Marines Warned: Don't Spit Towards Mecca
Townhall ^ | 11/5/11 | Diana West

Posted on 11/05/2011 8:39:02 PM PDT by Nachum

Uncle Sam is getting a little weird. Make that a lot weird. Having dumped hundreds of billions of dollars into a sinkhole called Afghanistan--populated by misogynistic, pederastic, tribalistic and religiously supremacist primitives--to no avail, he has hit on a new plan for winning those ever-elusive Afghan ''hearts and minds.'' (snip) When nature calls, Uncle Sam has decided he wants every U.S. Marine equipped with a map and compass, or some other way of knowing direction. This is to ensure that no U.S. Marine in Afghanistan urinates in the direction of Mecca ever again. Now, there's a winning strategy.

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KEYWORDS: dhimmi; dhimmitude; islam; marines; mecca; sharia; spit; warned
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And no scratching your b*lls, either
1 posted on 11/05/2011 8:39:06 PM PDT by Nachum
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To: Jet Jaguar; NorwegianViking; ExTexasRedhead; HollyB; FromLori; EricTheRed_VocalMinority; ...

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2 posted on 11/05/2011 8:41:02 PM PDT by Nachum (The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
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To: Nachum
Sounds like the government is making some sort of law covering a particular religion.

Oh, not the way the founders meant it -- but the Left would go ballistic if the government required all soldiers to cross themselves when passing a Catholic Church. To me, directing soldiers not to spit toward Mecca is basically in the same category.

3 posted on 11/05/2011 8:42:01 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (I won't vote for Romney. I won't vote for Perry.)
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To: Nachum

The easy solution would be to nuke Mecca.


4 posted on 11/05/2011 8:43:03 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Nachum

Now I know in what direction to urinate and spit and do anything else inappropriate - like give the “New Jersey Salute” - RIGHT AT MECCA.

That S.O.B. in the Oval Office is one sick bastard.


5 posted on 11/05/2011 8:43:09 PM PDT by ZULU (ANYBODY BUT ROMNEY)
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To: Nachum

Well, lets think about this, If I pee/spit away from mecca and phart, that would be towards mecca, would that fly?


6 posted on 11/05/2011 8:43:23 PM PDT by Not now, Not ever! (Girlfriend suggested I use pelosi in place of swear words, A good idea, I think)
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To: Nachum

How about a deal? Let’s not spit towards Mecca just as soon as y’all stop suicide bombs, beheadings, and “corrective rapes”. Deal?


7 posted on 11/05/2011 8:43:30 PM PDT by coloradan (The US has become a banana republic, except without the bananas - or the republic.)
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To: Nachum

OK, then they’ll just defecate in Mecca’s generasl mdirection.

And how the hell does any Afghan know where Mecca is? They can’t even read.

We need to get the hell out of Afghanistan now.


8 posted on 11/05/2011 8:43:53 PM PDT by exit82 (Democrats are the enemies of freedom. We have ideas-the Dems only have ideology.)
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To: Nachum

I had a vision of marines in a fighting hole, arguing over which direction to spit in, just to piss them off.


9 posted on 11/05/2011 8:43:53 PM PDT by rlmorel (The Rats won't be satisfied until every industry in the USA is in ruins and ripe for nationalization)
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To: Nachum

but they can fart in that general direction, and no one knows except the farter....:O)


10 posted on 11/05/2011 8:45:12 PM PDT by goat granny
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To: Nachum
Here's the geographic coordinates for Mecca:
21° 25' 36" North, 39° 49' 34" East
something to keep in mind when the need for "watering the flowers" arises.
11 posted on 11/05/2011 8:46:31 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
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To: Nachum

when I’m out riding in the country with my cycling buddies and nature calls, we always make a point of aiming toward Mecca, as best we can. Maybe I’ll start carrying a compass just to improve our aim.


12 posted on 11/05/2011 8:47:26 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: ZULU
It would be verrry interesting to know where this new muzzie-centric rule came from. Most definitely not the Marine hierarchy. If anything comes from it, I doubt much enforcement will be done. Hey, a gust of wind came up and blew it that way!

Instead, maybe, pissing simultaneously in a well formed rank whilst facing the favored direction.

13 posted on 11/05/2011 8:47:50 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Impala64ssa

OK, just p1$$ to the east. . .

OK boys, rearrange all the porta-potties


14 posted on 11/05/2011 8:48:59 PM PDT by RatRipper (I'll ride a turtle to work every day before I buy anything from Government Motors.)
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To: ZULU

But don’t call him a Muslim!!


15 posted on 11/05/2011 8:49:41 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You can't invade the US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.~Admiral Yamamoto)
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To: goat granny
Monty Python would approve.

And remember, if you release away from that muzzie shrine, you are still facing it, but the long way around!

16 posted on 11/05/2011 8:49:41 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Impala64ssa

Here’s the geographic coordinates for Mecca:
21° 25’ 36” North, 39° 49’ 34” East
something to keep in mind when the need for “watering the flowers” arises.


Any ‘religion” that requires people praying to poke their azzes in the air is sick.


17 posted on 11/05/2011 8:50:53 PM PDT by unkus (Silence Is Consent)
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To: Nachum

Is today April Fools Day or something?

It sickens me to see the United States military reduced to this. And how are we then going to come against the inevitable demands for sharia law in this country?


18 posted on 11/05/2011 8:52:53 PM PDT by MichaelCorleone (Doesn't anyone love liberty anymore?)
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To: Nachum
What if one of the Marines has post-nasal drip? My grandfather has that and is constantly spitting phlegm. He even sounds like he's choking on it. I'm surprised he has not puked. Or they could spit that really nasty,greenish-yellow mucus one has with when they have a bad cold or bronchitis.
19 posted on 11/05/2011 8:53:39 PM PDT by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (Straight and proud.)
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To: ClearCase_guy
The prevailing wind in much of Afghanistan is FROM the SW ~ in the direction of Mecca.

I wouldn't think this would be an issue.

20 posted on 11/05/2011 8:53:39 PM PDT by muawiyah
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