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Total mind control over billions of people - playing stinkbug to a little black meteorite. I've often wondered - if a muzzie was taken away from the influence and didn't play stinkbug for a month or so - would that hypnotic trigger of dropping to the ground 5 times a day as the towers rang out the prayers - would that trigger be broken and the person be able to think for themselves and break away?

BTW, what color turban did mohammmmmmed wear? Was it blue?

"BTW, what color turban did mohammmmmmed wear? Was it blue?"

Naw...I'm pretty sure it was BLACK...

Since little Barry was raised in the culture, he's proof that you cannot reform a mooslimb. They may not bow to the moon rock on a daily basis, but they bow to everything else and take every opportunity to "reach out" to appease the death cultists while promoting their agenda - the destruction of the west.

BTW, what color turban did mohammmmmmed wear? Was it blue?

HOLLY: Morning, Dave. I've finished your translation.
LISTER: Who's Cloister? Is it me?
HOLLY: Yes, Dave. The Cats have made you their God.
LISTER: Hey! Working class kid makes good!
HOLLY: Your plan to buy a farm on Fiji and open up a hot dog and doughnut diner has become their image of heaven.
LISTER: What?
HOLLY displays a picture from the Holy Book
HOLLY reads from the book in voice-over.
HOLLY: "And Cloister spake, `Lo, I shall lead you to Fyushal, and there we shall open a temple of food, wherein shall be sausages and doughnuts and all manner of bountiful things.
The picture changes to one showing the pseudo-Lister standing in front of a sausage and doughnut cart on a beach, with palm trees.
HOLLY: "`Yea, even individual sachets of mustard. And those who serve shall have hats of great majesty, yea, though they be made of coloured cardboard and have humorous arrows through the top.'"
LISTER: Does it say what happened to the rest of the Cats?
HOLLY: Holy wars. There were thousands of years of fighting, Dave, between the two factions.
LISTER: What two factions?
HOLLY: Well, the ones who believed the hats should be red, and the ones who believed the hats should be blue.
Another picture, showing the holy wars. It looks like a scene from the Bayeaux Tapestry.
LISTER: Do you mean they had a war over whether the doughnut diner hats were red or blue?
HOLLY: Yeah. Most of them were killed fighting about that. It's daft really, innit?
LISTER: You're not kidding. They were supposed to be green.