CNN reports that Blackberry outage has now spread to many other planets(!)

Gizmodo ^ | 10-13-2011 | Craig Kennally

[Red Badger]

If you thought the Blackberry crash was just a major problem for a small segment of humanity, then apparently you've massively underestimated the issue. Yesterday evening, CNN was reporting that "users on almost every planet" were affected. This is a major interplanetary incident!

Also, does your iPhone communicate with other planets? I didn't think so. [Craig Kannally on Twitter, via Steve Silberman]

[Red Badger]

What are they smoking over there at CNN?.........

[trisham]

LOLOLOL!

[no-to-illegals]

The lizards can't call home? This may be a good thing.

[DuncanWaring]

And here on earth, over 1000 counties.

[AnAmericanAbroad]

Not just other planets.

[101voodoo]

Hey, I’ll just bet it’s one of those other planets which has a thousand countries!!

[dead]

Corn rot is now affecting over 10,000 mammalian species as well.

[Vermont Lt]

I guess it is so widespread that it would affect the servers on zeta reticula. They must be pissed, because they are, like, the worst crack-berry heads.

[Red Badger]

In all 57 States I presume...........

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

[Darksheare]

Great, first ET is gonna smoke us because we’re “cosmic envirohazards.”
NOW he’s gonna smoke us because we killed his Blackberry signals.

[manc]

well I understand where they are coming from as it seems the left are on another planet and most certainly their messiah who uses a blackberry is on another planet

[manc]

well I understand where they are coming from as it seems the left are on another planet and most certainly their messiah who uses a blackberry is on another planet

[KarlInOhio]

There are even outages in Switzerland, no matter where they run to and try to hide.

[Red Badger]

Isn’t that Austria?........

[MindBender26]

What are they smoking at CNN?

Lots of bad weed since the Mexican drug wars have slowed down the import of the good stuff.

[manc]

seeing as zero is on another planet and the videos I have seen with these lefty loons especially the hundred then they are all on planet borg.

For all those who have not seen the video’s of these lefty protesters then they all repeated what their speak said, every line, by line repeated

They were all like the Borg and all assimilated

How is dear king zero getting by with his blackberry not working, maybe he needs to hand it in to see if his works alright.
I’m sure the GOP could get someone to check his blackberry out.

[Tex-Con-Man]

QUICK...upload a virus!!!

[Izzy Dunne]

Somebody couldn’t spell “continent”.

[IMR 4350]

We're doomed.

There’ no communicating with Gort, and there is no way to stop him.