Posted on 07/29/2011 9:57:39 AM PDT by EveningStar
August 2 is but a few days away, and you know what that means: I need to buy mom a birthday card. Also THE COMMENCEMENT OF THE BUDGETARY MELTDOWN END DAYS WHERE WE FACE FINAL ARMAGEDDON UNLESS WASHINGTON GETS ITS BAR TAB RAISED ANOTHER TRILLION. Or something.
I know the consequences of failing to do so are too horrible to contemplate, but I went ahead and contemplated them anyway. This resulted in a bunch of 140-characters-or-less prophecies for the Twitter hashtag #ConsequencesofDefault, which I have edited and compiled for your edification. If my inner Nostradamus is any guide, the post-apocalyptic future of August 3, 2011 looks grim indeed:
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Chaos reigns at Goldman Sachs, who no longer knows who to bribe with political donations.
With the Dept of Ed shuttered, national school quality plummets to 1960s levels.
Cannot happen soon enough.
Faster, please!
Gooood stuff! So I, the Marxist Dance Theorist, am seen walking away from my Chevy Volt, Mohair amess, humming my zitherless Cowboy poetry only to find the tram to Iowa City defunct. Bummer, dude, I’m writing my congressman!
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Such stiff competition!
I rather favor:
“Nation’s freeway exits croweded with desperate bureaucrats waving ‘will regulate for food’ signs.”
Yes, indeed another good one!
Iowahawk nails it again!
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