[lbryce]

Keep your cotton-picken' hands off of Higgs Boson. Higgs Boson is MY invention, Higgs Boson is MY
discovery, Higgs Boson is my property and if you don't believe me then why don't you ask Higgs yourselves.

[tet68]

I remember when I was close to the god particle,
I had found Ms.Higgs bosom and knew I was close
to nirvana. Slowly, slowly I approached with infinite
caution when there at the very tip of my tongue was the
God particle. Oh GOD, Oh GOD, screamed ms.Higgs as our
very universe seemed to entwine in a cosmic dance as
old as time but as new as tomorrow. The softly lapping
waves cooled our reaction as a new realization, one
never experienced before grew within us.
Mmmmmmmmmm man I’m hungry got any more sprout sanwiches?

[count-your-change]

“The crash on a subatomic scale is aimed more at improving our knowledge of how the universe was created than at finding immediate new technology uses to improve our lives.”

Oh come on now! The George Foreman Proton Beam Hamburger Grill didn't improve our lives? What about the Sub-Atomic Hair Restoration Club for Men? That's no chopped liver you know....

Maybe the Higgs Boson is giving you guys the Biggs Hoson but the rest of us would really like to see the Luke Skywalker Instant Irradiated Beer go on the market soon thanks to that big collider thing.

[HiTech RedNeck]

How long will it be till some grant proposal writer wants to perform an experiment to find out what this “God particle,” the Higgs boson, is made of. Did St. John nail it in John 1:1? Is it made of love? (Yes, I’m a Christian. I’m serious about that, but I’m being facetious about the scientists.)

[Calusa]

I’m endlessly entertained by physicists twirling Billion dollar angels about Trillion dollar pinheads. But, I’m not impressed by the arrogance they exhibit when they constantly compare themselves to G*d or they think they can control the weather. Just because you can make a frog’s leg twitch with a battery doesn’t mean you can re-invent life.

[almcbean]

Riddle me this-Who created the Higgs Boson?

What these highly educated billion dollar grant consuming scientists conveniently ignore is that there has to be a First Cause.

[Mr. Jazzy]

Do they plan on “finding” this particle on 12 December or 2012? Just asking . . .

[Happy Rain]

Then the earth will be consumed by a man-made black hole thus fulfilling the 2012 end of days prediction.

Don't scoff-there were reputable physicists who were concerned that the first A Bomb test would ignite the earth's atmosphere and either roast or suffocate us all. The odds were against it,of course,and the odds are against the black hole as well—but there are STILL odds.