1,000 ways to die...
To: ConservativeStatement
1,000 ways to die...Yeah right. I've seen that.
To: ConservativeStatement
My condolences to the door.
3 posted on
07/12/2011 6:52:55 AM PDT by
dfwgator
To: ConservativeStatement
Never bring a gun to a glass door fight.
4 posted on
07/12/2011 6:53:13 AM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(The Dems demanding shared sacrifice are like Aztec priests doing it while cutting out my heart.)
To: ConservativeStatement
I tell ya. Every day there’s another story of Hope-’n’-Change coming out of Chicago.
5 posted on
07/12/2011 6:53:44 AM PDT by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: ConservativeStatement
Just one of Eric Holder's people being one of Eric Holder's people.
6 posted on
07/12/2011 6:55:20 AM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
("A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves." - Bertrand de Jouvenel des Ursins)
To: ConservativeStatement
Damn, that’s tragic...
That glass door must’ve been expensive.
7 posted on
07/12/2011 6:55:34 AM PDT by
ScottinVA
(A poster on a White House wall on 20 Jan 2013: "Malice doesn't live here anymore")
To: ConservativeStatement
“identified him this morning as Jonrynn Avery”
AKA “Von Ryan’s” Express.
To: ConservativeStatement
From
another news source: "Avery was being chased by police officers when he ran through the glass door at his home address, according to a source."
So, the dumbass tried running through his own glass door?
10 posted on
07/12/2011 6:56:14 AM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
To: ConservativeStatement
And here we thought the problem was “glass ceilings.”
To: ConservativeStatement
My prediction: The perp’s family will sue the owner of the glass door, the person who installed the glass door and the manufacturer of the glass door, for failing to install and maintain a conspicuous warning label listing the dangers associated with running through glass doors.
The family will ultimately settle out-of-court for a high-six/low-seven figure.
John Edwards is probably already on a plane to Chicago as I am typing this...
15 posted on
07/12/2011 6:59:57 AM PDT by
WayneS
(Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
To: ConservativeStatement
Would make a great WINDEX COMMERCIAL.............
16 posted on
07/12/2011 7:00:00 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Casey Anthony: "Surprise, surprise."...............)
To: ConservativeStatement
1,000 ways to die... More like death by 1,000 cuts.
To: ConservativeStatement
Well, it works in the movies.
20 posted on
07/12/2011 7:02:11 AM PDT by
HarleyD
Mama says, "Stupid is as stupid does"
24 posted on
07/12/2011 7:03:39 AM PDT by
Baynative
(Are you a Free Republic monthly donor yet? If not, why?)
To: ConservativeStatement
"A gun-toting man running from police died after he suffered multiple cuts running through a glass door, authorities said this morning." "Jonrynn" Avery -- a stupid person with a stupid name who probably believed most everything he saw on television.
33 posted on
07/12/2011 7:50:27 AM PDT by
StormEye
To: ConservativeStatement
As a landlord, I hope the guy who owns the house this guy or his mom was probably renting is paid up on his liability insurance.
To: ConservativeStatement
I saw a girl run through a glass door (that she thought was open) at a pool party back in the early 70s. She must have had a hundred cuts, fortunately no major bleeding.
36 posted on
07/12/2011 9:29:12 AM PDT by
nina0113
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