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To: ConservativeStatement

My prediction: The perp’s family will sue the owner of the glass door, the person who installed the glass door and the manufacturer of the glass door, for failing to install and maintain a conspicuous warning label listing the dangers associated with running through glass doors.

The family will ultimately settle out-of-court for a high-six/low-seven figure.

John Edwards is probably already on a plane to Chicago as I am typing this...


15 posted on 07/12/2011 6:59:57 AM PDT by WayneS (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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To: WayneS
My prediction: The perp’s family will sue the owner of the glass door, the person who installed the glass door and the manufacturer of the glass door, for failing to install and maintain a conspicuous warning label listing the dangers associated with running through glass doors.

The family will ultimately settle out-of-court for a high-six/low-seven figure. Heh, heh. Ya beat me to it! However, don't forget they'll also sue the movie industry for making it look so easy...

21 posted on 07/12/2011 7:02:33 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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CAUTION: Running through glass could cause bodily harm.

This will now be mandatory and liberals will hold a national day in my Avery's honor.

25 posted on 07/12/2011 7:05:33 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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