Posted on 05/27/2011 12:01:47 AM PDT by AmericanInTokyo
Herman Cain doesn’t just complain about the weather. He does something about it.
When Godfather Pizza was going broke, Herman Cain told the pizza to start tasting better, and it did.
Herman Cain is the reason that clouds have silver linings.
One day a liberal heckler called Herman Cain’s radio show. His phone melted.
Herman Cain knows who let the dogs out, and has punished him appropriately.
Herman Cain did not grow up in the south. Herman Cain has always been grown up.
One day Superman asked Herman Cain for an autograph, but Herman Cain was too busy saving the world.
When someone is between a rock and a hard place its usually because Herman Cain has them surrounded.
Herman Cain is suing the producers of the movie “Gone in Sixty Seconds” for stealing the name of his deficit reduction plan.
Herman Cain is not politically correct. He is just correct. Always.
Herman Cain stopped for gas in South Carolina and inadvertently won a Primary debate.
A 15 min call to Herman Cain will save you 15% on your federal deficit.
Herman Cain had cancer once, but he told it to go away and get a real job, and it did.
Herman Cain invented tea and parties.
The Great Wall of China was built to keep Herman Cain out. It doesn’t work
No worries. Yesterday, when I had lunch with Herman, Baron Rothschild, and George Soros at the secret Trilateral Commission Compound in upstate New York, I turned to Herman as we all stood there wearing our togas and said “Herm, what do you think we should do about all these conspiracy nuts?”
He said “it’s not a problem at all. We’ll discuss it further with the Bilderbergers tomorrow.”
Then we proceeded to kill some puppies.
When Barack Obama goes to bed at night, he checks under the bed for Herman Cain.
I like West better.
Extra crispy please. Oh. Make that two. Thanks. ;-)
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