Police: Homeowner Opens Fire, Shoots Burglar (in buttocks)

http://www.theindychannel.com ^ | 4:17 pm EST January 20, 2011 | indychannel.com

[FunkyZero]

INDIANAPOLIS -- A homeowner on Indianapolis' south side shot a man who broke into his house early Thursday, police said.

[hoosierham]

.22 in the butt?Homeowner needs more practice.

[csvset]

Shot in the buttocks
Shot in the buttocks
Lord have mercy on a burglar shot in the buttocks.

[GeronL]

Forrest Gump says but-tocks

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

One fine day I’ll find a way
To shoot him in the back...

[Popman]

Anybody know what the law is in Indianapolis for shooting an burglar while he is fleeing?

I would assume he was shot in the ass becasue he was fleeing from inside the house

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

Well, no, he could’ve been diving under the bed or maybe orienting to Mecca.

[Popman]

Thank goodness in Florida because of "stand and defend" he orientation would be face down with a red oozing spot the size of a .40 cal

[G Larry]

Please allow me to hijack this thread for a joke:

Homeowner wounds a burglar with his .45.

Upon recovering from his wounds, the burglar retains a lawyer, with the intent to sue the homeowner.

The lawyer sends the homeowner a very probing inquiry, demanding to know the limits of the homeowner’s insurance.

The homeowner jot’s a quick note on the form and returns it.

The note read:
“About 1200 ft. per second”

[6SJ7]

A homeowner on Indianapolis’ south side shot a man in the south side.