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1 posted on 01/20/2011 4:52:02 PM PST by FunkyZero

To: FunkyZero

.22 in the butt?Homeowner needs more practice.

2 posted on 01/20/2011 4:56:20 PM PST by hoosierham (Waddaya mean Freedom isn't free ?;will you take a credit card?)

To: FunkyZero

Shot in the buttocks
Shot in the buttocks
Lord have mercy on a burglar shot in the buttocks.

3 posted on 01/20/2011 5:03:13 PM PST by csvset

To: FunkyZero

Forrest Gump says but-tocks

4 posted on 01/20/2011 5:06:08 PM PST by GeronL (http://www.stink-eye.net/forum/index.php)

To: FunkyZero

Anybody know what the law is in Indianapolis for shooting an burglar while he is fleeing?

I would assume he was shot in the ass becasue he was fleeing from inside the house

6 posted on 01/20/2011 5:16:03 PM PST by Popman (Obama. First Marxist to turn a five year Marxist plan into a 4 year administration.)

To: FunkyZero

Please allow me to hijack this thread for a joke:

Homeowner wounds a burglar with his .45.

Upon recovering from his wounds, the burglar retains a lawyer, with the intent to sue the homeowner.

The lawyer sends the homeowner a very probing inquiry, demanding to know the limits of the homeowner’s insurance.

The homeowner jot’s a quick note on the form and returns it.

The note read:
“About 1200 ft. per second”

9 posted on 01/20/2011 5:37:34 PM PST by G Larry

To: FunkyZero

A homeowner on Indianapolis’ south side shot a man in the south side.

10 posted on 01/20/2011 5:48:51 PM PST by 6SJ7 (atlasShruggedInd = TRUE)

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