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UN to appoint Earth contact for aliens (Yes, you read that correctly and no, it's not a spoof)
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| September 25, 2010
Posted on 09/25/2010 8:09:44 PM PDT by Stoat
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To: Stoat
UN to appoint Earth contact for aliens... What if the ETs won't acknowledge her?
LOL...
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posted on
09/25/2010 9:17:05 PM PDT
by
Talisker
(When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on it's own.)
To: rfp1234
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posted on
09/25/2010 9:18:28 PM PDT
by
airborne
(Why is it we won't allow the Bible in school, but we will in prison? Think about it.)
To: All
That does not look like Zefrem Cochrane...
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posted on
09/25/2010 9:19:35 PM PDT
by
BigEdLB
(Now there ARE 1,000,000 regrets - but it may be too late.)
To: Quix
I can see all the New Ager Utopians down on their knees, begging their gods for “free energy technology”!
To: Stoat
What percentage of the earth contact’s salary is the US taxpayers paying without voting on said representation?
To: Stoat
They can find as many aliens as they could possibly want down here on the border between Texas and Mexico! Why go
all the way into outer space lookin’ for ‘em!
NOT ONE MORE PENNY TO THE UN! IT’S TIME TO LEAVE IT TO GATHER DUST!
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posted on
09/25/2010 9:26:49 PM PDT
by
luvie
(DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!....I can see November from my house!)
To: max americana
The aliens will know who to turn to. They got the number off the wall. Jenny don't change her number 867-5309
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posted on
09/25/2010 9:29:17 PM PDT
by
peeps36
(Obama, The Worst President In American History, By Far)
To: SaraJohnson
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posted on
09/25/2010 9:30:30 PM PDT
by
Quix
(PAPAL AGENT DESIGNEE: Resident Filth of non-Roman Catholics; RC AGENT DESIGNATED: "INSANE")
To: Stoat
Who should make first contact with an alien? Why, an dminently replaceable bureaucrat, of course. Who could be better? What if the aliens are hungry? No one would notice the loss of one UN bureaucrat....
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posted on
09/25/2010 9:30:48 PM PDT
by
Personal Responsibility
("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act" - Orwell)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
this is just plain nutz!!
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posted on
09/25/2010 9:35:00 PM PDT
by
basil
(It's time to rid the country of "Gun Free Zones" aka "Killing Fields")
To: Stoat
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The ETs will be very impressed that we've appointed a minority woman.
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posted on
09/25/2010 9:36:09 PM PDT
by
I see my hands
(Unintentionally not left blank)
To: Stoat
Tell them about the muzzies and they’ll stay the H away!!
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posted on
09/25/2010 9:39:46 PM PDT
by
djf
(It is ISLAM or "We, the People..." Take your pick. THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND!!!)
To: BenLurkin
>Nobody in this country is going to let a foreigner speak on America’s behalf. Especially if the foreigner is a Muslim.
Doesn’t Obama turn those statements into lies?
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posted on
09/25/2010 9:55:13 PM PDT
by
OneWingedShark
(Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
To: Stoat
I’m sure this will only apply to the US... If the SpaceMen go to Russia or China the UN will be told to Bugger off....
To: Secret Agent Man; Matchett-PI; MinuteGal; Bob Ireland; mcmuffin
"...All complete bullsh1t. This is all for a future false flag op to use an ET threat to force us all to one world government, to fight the ETs..."
What? You forgot about Global-Cooling??? ... Oh, wait --- that was the 70s ---
Well what about 'Global-Warming???
Well, there MUST BE SOME BULLSHIT THAT THESE COWS WILL BUY INTO!!!!
Or maybe we're not sheeple after all ......................................... FRegards
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posted on
09/25/2010 10:19:50 PM PDT
by
gonzo
( Buy more ammo, dammit! You should already have the firearms .................. FRegards)
To: Stoat
Remember those far-off days when Jesse Helms withheld American money from th UN because of its wasteful spending habits and general anti-Americanism?
The word I’m looking for is “nostalgia.”
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posted on
09/25/2010 10:21:14 PM PDT
by
denydenydeny
("Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." Thomas Mann)
To: Dallas59
Watch out Dallas. They are comin’ after your steaks! (Cattle mutilation and all that.)
To: Stoat
I don’t know if we should make official contact like that with aliens. I mean, if they come here, looking for a better life, willing to work, shouldn’t we leave them alone (unless they need medical care, in which case we should provide it)? Also, any attempt to single them out, based on appearance, would just be profiling, and would be insensitive, so I don’t know how the UN liaison is supposed to approach them.
Better if we just let them slip in quietly and not get too curious when we see them, um, “hovering” around Home Depot...
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posted on
09/25/2010 10:51:46 PM PDT
by
married21
(As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
To: Stoat; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"Beam me up, Scotty - there's no intelligent life here."
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posted on
09/25/2010 10:59:46 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Stoat
They just don’t get it, it will be some rube in the corn
fields of Iowaaa, and because of that there will be peace.
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posted on
09/25/2010 11:00:10 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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