UN to appoint Earth contact for aliens (Yes, you read that correctly and no, it's not a spoof)

News.Com (Australia) ^ | September 25, 2010

[Stoat]

THE United Nations was set today to appoint an obscure Malaysian astrophysicist to act as Earth�s first contact for any aliens that may come visiting.

Mazlan Othman, the head of the UN's little-known Office for Outer Space Affairs (Unoosa), is to describe her potential new role next week at a scientific conference at the Royal Society’s Kavli conference centre in Buckinghamshire.

She is scheduled to tell delegates that the recent discovery of hundreds of planets around other stars has made the detection of extraterrestrial life more likely than ever before - and that means the UN must be ready to coordinate humanity’s response to any “first contact”.

During a talk Othman gave recently to fellow scientists, she said: “The continued search for extraterrestrial communication, by several entities, sustains the hope that some day humankind will receive signals from extraterrestrials.
"When we do, we should have in place a coordinated response that takes into account all the sensitivities related to the subject. The UN is a ready-made mechanism for such coordination.”

[Stoat]

Well, I suppose if they're doing this they're spending 'slightly' fewer resources on taking my guns and imposing a one-world Government......

But then I realize that this isn't going to slow them down one iota.

"sigh"

[Stoat]

It’s amazing what you can accomplish when you throw hundreds of millions of dollars at Socialist bureaucrats every year.

“sigh”

[GVnana]

Sign me up. Where’s my check?

[tlb]

This is just a facade. UNIT, the UNified Intelligence Taskforce has served this role for some time now.

[rdl6989]

I hereby nominate Dennis Kookcinich because this is right up his alley.

[FlingWingFlyer]

She doesn’t speak for me. When it comes to aliens from outer space, I let my Phazer do that!

[Army Air Corps]

And how does one proceed to tell the aliens that this fella is the “go to guy” for first contact? Do we transmit his home address and mobile phone number out into space?

[BenLurkin]

Somebody tell the U.N. not to bother. The American military will meet them (if their really is a "them") and do our talking for us.

Nobody in this country is going to let a foreigner speak on America's behalf. Especially if the foreigner is a Muslim.

[unkus]

Absolutely nothing surprises me any more.

[oprahstheantichrist]

"sigh...."

IBPQ!

(That's "In Before Quix Ping!")

[bgill]

And the aliens are supposed to get this new protocol how?

[oprahstheantichrist]

DANG!

Beat me by one minute!

[Secret Agent Man]

All complete bullsh1t.

This is all for a future false flag op to use an ET threat to force us all to one world government, to fight the ETs.

Total BS.

[Himyar]

I bet Jimmy and Bill are so dissappointed

[OrioleFan]

Alan Grayson?
Chris Coons?
Chris Matthews?
Rachael Maddow?
Keith Olbermann?

[Stoat]

 

 

[rdl6989]

That’s funny right there!

[Night Hides Not]

Sign me up. Where’s my check?

I'll do the job for a mere $150K per year. And I even speak the language, for example:

"Gort, Klaatu barada niktu."

I'll even have the hand signs down before the interview...

[ilovesarah2012]

Just put it on Twitter.

[AlexW]

FR has a few resident UFO kookologist.
Perhaps we could recommend them for staff positions.