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UN to appoint Earth contact for aliens (Yes, you read that correctly and no, it's not a spoof)
News.Com (Australia) ^ | September 25, 2010

Posted on 09/25/2010 8:09:44 PM PDT by Stoat

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To: BenLurkin

The US President and the US military do the old meet and greet with an alien probe on “Monsters and Aliens”. Very Funny.


21 posted on 09/25/2010 8:28:17 PM PDT by GOPBlonde
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22 posted on 09/25/2010 8:28:33 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: Stoat
Oh, hell no!
23 posted on 09/25/2010 8:29:12 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both.)
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24 posted on 09/25/2010 8:31:27 PM PDT by garjog
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To: Stoat; ALASKA; ActionNewsBill; A knight without armor; albertp; aragorn; areafiftyone; aruanan; ...

It’s all part of the same satanic globalist agenda, strategy etc.

The critters will make it easier to scare the globe’s citizens into a global government . . . as well as to tyrannically maintain such.


25 posted on 09/25/2010 8:31:48 PM PDT by Quix (PAPAL AGENT DESIGNEE: Resident Filth of non-Roman Catholics; RC AGENT DESIGNATED: "INSANE")
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To: Stoat

The UN’s first contact response....”The Fault of Bush With The Help Of Israel!”


26 posted on 09/25/2010 8:41:05 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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To: Stoat
Whaddya bet they've been cooking up a set of brand spanking new aliens in Hollywood somewhere. Then this clown walks out and tells us they all legit.

"Signs and wonders" here we come. Sigh.

27 posted on 09/25/2010 8:41:50 PM PDT by Carry_Okie (The Democrats were the Slave Party then; they are the Slave Party now.)
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To: Army Air Corps

>And how does one proceed to tell the aliens that this fella is the “go to guy” for first contact? Do we transmit his home address and mobile phone number out into space?
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Nah, the aliens will just Google her Facebook address. I agree with one Freeper...who gave her the authority to speak for us?


28 posted on 09/25/2010 8:43:43 PM PDT by max americana (Hoax and Chains, Dopeychangey)
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29 posted on 09/25/2010 8:44:23 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
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To: Stoat

They need someone to show off our masterful hedgerows, cesspools, Islam, corpse burning pits, industrial ruins, dead farmland, and other assorted spectacles of misery.


30 posted on 09/25/2010 8:50:29 PM PDT by Soothesayer (“None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license...")
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To: OrioleFan; BenLurkin; All
Alan Grayson?
Chris Coons?
Chris Matthews?
Rachael Maddow?
Keith Olbermann?

I think that the goal is to have an ambassador from Earth.....those are all aliens.

 

My vote is to have the Extraterrestrial Ambassador be a rotating appointment every year.....and to have the slot filled by the winner of a mud-wrestling bout between members of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.  That way we at least will be putting our best foot forward, appearance-wise.

 

 

31 posted on 09/25/2010 8:51:52 PM PDT by Stoat (If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
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To: Quix

Thanks for the ping!


32 posted on 09/25/2010 8:54:42 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: Stoat

Now it’s not just Nasa reaching out to Muslims.


33 posted on 09/25/2010 8:54:58 PM PDT by rfp1234
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To: FlingWingFlyer
"When it comes to aliens from outer space, I let my Phazer do that!"

Not me! I doubt that a phazer will even faze them. I'm going with the Slim Whitman music myself.

34 posted on 09/25/2010 8:57:51 PM PDT by davisfh
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ROTFL!!! Good one!


35 posted on 09/25/2010 8:59:41 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Don't listen to what they say, watch what they do.)
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To: Stoat

I learned everything about alien contact from the Cantina sequence in the original Star Wars. Keep your light sabre and blaster handy.


36 posted on 09/25/2010 9:00:24 PM PDT by xp38
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To: Stoat

I can see it now. The Malaysian lady tells the Klingons that she and all her people are friendly towards them but that the planet does have inhabitants loyal to the Federation and they live in America.


37 posted on 09/25/2010 9:05:28 PM PDT by fso301
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“The continued search for extraterrestrial communication, by several entities, sustains the hope that some day humankind will receive signals from extraterrestrials. When we do, we should have in place a coordinated response that takes into account all the sensitivities related to the subject.

E.T. PC?

PING!

38 posted on 09/25/2010 9:10:50 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Muslims are not the problem, the rest of the world is! /s)
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They've been here for years and years, and the UN is just getting around to appointing someone?

I guess we'll just have to make up for the delay by catching up with the spending aspect of it.

A budget of about $2 trillion a year should do, to start. Don't you think?

(and I'm adding the sarcasm tag, even though I don't think it's needed, because someone will eventually think I'm serious)

39 posted on 09/25/2010 9:12:37 PM PDT by airborne (Why is it we won't allow the Bible in school, but we will in prison? Think about it.)
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To: Stoat

By what authority?


40 posted on 09/25/2010 9:14:57 PM PDT by cmj328 (Charlie Baker is the greatest of evils.)
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