Stimulus Loot Spent on Teaching Africans to Wash Their Privates

Right Wing News ^ | September 14, 2010 | Van Helsing

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Not all of the hundreds and hundreds of $billions our rulers have been looting from future generations and flushing away in the name of "stimulus" has been as flagrantly wasted as the $30 million spent to enhance the living conditions of rodents in Nancy Pelosi's district. For example, $800,000 was spent teaching Africans how to wash their genitals:

The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH), a division of the National Institutes of Health (NIH), spent $823,200 of economic stimulus funds in 2009 on a study by a UCLA research team to teach uncircumcised African men how to wash their genitals after having sex.

The genitalia-washing program is part of a larger $12-million UCLA study examining how to better encourage Africans to undergo voluntary HIV testing and counseling — however, only the penis-washing study received money from the 2009 economic stimulus law.

It's nice to see that bureauweenies aren't throwing our money around indiscriminately.

Entitled "Community-Based HIV VCT: South Africa," the name of the broader umbrella project, the program plans to test how well received the penis-washing regimen is among South African men.

If most of the men in the study wash their genitals after sex, are willing to do so after the study ends, and report that their partners accept the regimen, the researchers will develop another study to see if the "penile cleansing procedure" actually works to prevent HIV infections.

No doubt this will require more "stimulus" funding.

One reason cancer doesn't get cured is that research funding increasingly comes from the government, which only cares about politically correct issues like Africans with venereal diseases.

The study's lead investigator Dr. Thomas J. Coates was the fourth highest-funded researcher in the country in 2002 and is currently conducting HIV research on three continents.

Next they'll blow another few $million that we don't have to spend on a study to find ways that cleaner genitals in Africa might somehow stimulate the American economy.

On a tip from Nancy. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

You’re not gonna believe this...

Well, maybe you will...

[skookum55]

Nothing like putting an $800K cart before the horse — no one even knows if washing one’s schwantzstuker does anything to prevent AIDS!

[True Grit]

Endorsed by Barney Frank

[cripplecreek]

This is nuts.

I hope they’re washing their generals as well.

[ronnie raygun]

Let us make sure we wash every rat and rinos nuts with a hot wire brush come November! viva la revolution!

[aeonspromise]

Don’t give these crooks another dime, cut Washington!!

[Cyber Ninja]

Yah sorta figger stimulus and genital-washing would go gland-in-hand...

[mrmeyer]

[43north]

I especially appreciate the fact that this money was spent on african-africans, NOT african-Americans!

I am sooo very concerned about the HIV infection rate in South Africa where men rape infants in the belief that this will be protect then from AIDS.

Way to go UCLA. You morons.

[JRios1968]

Isn't that what the curtains are for, anyway?

[edpc]

$800,000 was spent teaching Africans how to wash their genitals

Someone notify The Hague.....this qualifies as "ethnic cleansing."

[hinckley buzzard]

These are Californicators at UCLA--guess how long it took them to figure this out...of course, the white liberal weenies think it will be even harder for black guys.

[Notasoccermom]

And they think the right wing is dangerous??????

[B4Ranch]

THEY NEED to teach uncircumcised African men how to wash their genitals WITH SOAP BEFORE AND AFTER having sex.

[IMR 4350]

OK I'll give a shot at the best dem spin line.

BO is, as we all know, an avid golfer. Being an avid golfer he's learned the game of golf is always more enjoyable if you play with clean balls. He just wanted his African brothers to know the enjoyment of playing with clean balls.

[Don Corleone]

Stimulus Loot Spent on Teaching Africans to Wash Their Privates

Corporals and Sergeants allowed to remain dirty....The devil made me say that.

DC

[dljordan]

“He just wanted his African brothers to know the enjoyment of playing with clean balls.”

So, it’s kind of like a welfare program for African balls? Don’t white balls deserve any money?

[apillar]

Hey, don't knock this kind of stuff! If 50 years ago they would have taught Obama’s African father to use condoms, we wouldn't be in the situation we're in today!

[al baby]

I just pour bourbon on lil al