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MONDAY'S GREGALOGUE: MY NEW GAY BAR
dailygut.com ^ | 8/9/2010 | Greg Gutfeld

Posted on 08/09/2010 8:05:40 PM PDT by filbert

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Given the choice between conversion by the sword to the faith of Allah, and a gay bar in New York just steps from an aggressively placed Mohammedan outpost . . . I've got to go with the latter.

As Bill Ayres wrote:
4. Make the enemy live up to their own book of rules.
5. Ridicule is man's most potent weapon.
6. A good tactic is one that your people enjoy.
OK, #6 might be a stretch here on FR (as being a GOOD tactic). But you have to admit #4 and #5 definitely apply . . .

1 posted on 08/09/2010 8:05:42 PM PDT by filbert
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On the other side of the mosque: “Snazzy Pig BBQ & Ribs” with a huge, fat, pink flashing neon pig on the sign.


2 posted on 08/09/2010 8:11:40 PM PDT by Ranald S. MacKenzie (It's the philosophy, stupid.)
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Good lord, I hope that this is true. If I might make a suggestion, roast pig would make an excellent menu item, for the non-Muslim part of the gay bar, of course. Huge fans could send the aroma wafting ever so gently toward the vicinity of our Muslim brothers.


3 posted on 08/09/2010 8:12:36 PM PDT by fhayek
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I’ve already sent an e-mail to Greg pledging four figures, maybe five, to invest in this.

I think it will be a GOLDMINE.


4 posted on 08/09/2010 8:14:39 PM PDT by filbert (More filbert at http://www.medary.com--The Revolution Will Be Exit-Polled.)
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On the other side of the mosque: “Snazzy Pig BBQ & Ribs” with a huge, fat, pink flashing neon pig on the sign.

And a smokestack to pump that wonderful smokey smell in the direction of the mosque. During worship services, they can have someone handing out free samples up and down the sidewalk.

5 posted on 08/09/2010 8:15:49 PM PDT by twhitak
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This’ll be the first gay bar the NY city council blocks, to the thunderous applause of the left.


6 posted on 08/09/2010 8:15:52 PM PDT by Rastus
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Just a stand outside of this place called “Porkys”....with pork sandwiches would be sufficient. I think the neighborhood will all go this direction. I’ll even suggest a Jewish study center within 300 feet of the place within two years.


7 posted on 08/09/2010 8:16:57 PM PDT by pepsionice
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Call it “Mohammed’s”, and feature his likeness as the very prominent logo.


8 posted on 08/09/2010 8:19:05 PM PDT by Teacher317 (remember dismember November)
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He should serve pork sausages also and have a picture of a pig on the sign outside and call it “Sausages”


9 posted on 08/09/2010 8:19:27 PM PDT by savagesusie
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I want to take you to a GayBar.
10 posted on 08/09/2010 8:21:04 PM PDT by moehoward
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And a smokestack to pump that wonderful smokey smell in the direction of the mosque.

No, no, no! Not in NYC.

There's a city ordinance that prohibits any aroma from emanating from any place of business. Bakeries have to filter their exhaust so that the smell of fresh-baked bread never sullies the nostrils of sensitive New Yorkers. The same goes for barbecue joints -- who have to spend as much as $50-100,000 for special filters and exhausts that issue no hint of the fragrant smoke and slowly barbecuing morsels.

It's "a New York thing"...

11 posted on 08/09/2010 8:23:14 PM PDT by okie01 (THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA: Ignorance on Parade)
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I suggested:

the Black Cube.

Or The Meteorite.

Or The Pink Crescent.

But Islam presents a veritable buffet of possible gay bar names . . . Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That.


12 posted on 08/09/2010 8:25:14 PM PDT by filbert (More filbert at http://www.medary.com--The Revolution Will Be Exit-Polled.)
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Call it “Mohammed’s”, and feature his likeness as the very prominent logo.

No no no. You call your character "Moo-Ham-Head", and have him chowing down on some baby back ribs. Hey, if you can't stop something just because it's offensive, then you can't stop something just because it's offensive.

13 posted on 08/09/2010 8:25:17 PM PDT by NurdlyPeon (Sarah Palin: America's last, best hope for survival.)
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Twitter is offering up some hilarious names for the proposed establishment.

#GutfeldGayBarNames

14 posted on 08/09/2010 8:27:54 PM PDT by Bratch
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OMG!

ROFL!!!!


15 posted on 08/09/2010 8:29:23 PM PDT by filbert (More filbert at http://www.medary.com--The Revolution Will Be Exit-Polled.)
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You don’t know Gutfeld, he’s a tightwad.
No roast pig.
Only pork rinds


16 posted on 08/09/2010 8:29:23 PM PDT by supremedoctrine ("Every election is like an advance auction sale of stolen goods"--H.L.Mencken)
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To: Ranald S. MacKenzie

Why not a suite of dog rescue societies as well? Muslims need to understand that not all cultures view dogs as inherently filthy beasts.


17 posted on 08/09/2010 8:29:36 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear (These fragments I have shored against my ruins)
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Puppies!

I love puppies!


18 posted on 08/09/2010 8:31:47 PM PDT by filbert (More filbert at http://www.medary.com--The Revolution Will Be Exit-Polled.)
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LOL!


19 posted on 08/09/2010 8:31:55 PM PDT by rlmorel (We are traveling "The Road to Serfdom".)
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Figuring out a name is always tricky...


20 posted on 08/09/2010 8:33:19 PM PDT by rlmorel (We are traveling "The Road to Serfdom".)
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