On the other side of the mosque: “Snazzy Pig BBQ & Ribs” with a huge, fat, pink flashing neon pig on the sign.
And a smokestack to pump that wonderful smokey smell in the direction of the mosque. During worship services, they can have someone handing out free samples up and down the sidewalk.
Why not a suite of dog rescue societies as well? Muslims need to understand that not all cultures view dogs as inherently filthy beasts.
I’m thinking maybe a meeting place for people to socialize their Pot Belly and Teacup pig pets, and train them to walk nicely outside on a leash - back and forth, back and forth.....
Exactly. Billy Bob’s Pork Roast Palace.
I saw Greg on Beck’s show. He had some names for the bar, i.e... Suspicious Packages, You Mecca Me Hot.