Posted on 08/09/2010 8:05:40 PM PDT by filbert
As Bill Ayres wrote:
4. Make the enemy live up to their own book of rules.
5. Ridicule is man's most potent weapon.
6. A good tactic is one that your people enjoy.
OK, #6 might be a stretch here on FR (as being a GOOD tactic). But you have to admit #4 and #5 definitely apply . . .
On the other side of the mosque: “Snazzy Pig BBQ & Ribs” with a huge, fat, pink flashing neon pig on the sign.
Good lord, I hope that this is true. If I might make a suggestion, roast pig would make an excellent menu item, for the non-Muslim part of the gay bar, of course. Huge fans could send the aroma wafting ever so gently toward the vicinity of our Muslim brothers.
I’ve already sent an e-mail to Greg pledging four figures, maybe five, to invest in this.
I think it will be a GOLDMINE.
And a smokestack to pump that wonderful smokey smell in the direction of the mosque. During worship services, they can have someone handing out free samples up and down the sidewalk.
This’ll be the first gay bar the NY city council blocks, to the thunderous applause of the left.
Just a stand outside of this place called “Porkys”....with pork sandwiches would be sufficient. I think the neighborhood will all go this direction. I’ll even suggest a Jewish study center within 300 feet of the place within two years.
Call it “Mohammed’s”, and feature his likeness as the very prominent logo.
He should serve pork sausages also and have a picture of a pig on the sign outside and call it “Sausages”
No, no, no! Not in NYC.
There's a city ordinance that prohibits any aroma from emanating from any place of business. Bakeries have to filter their exhaust so that the smell of fresh-baked bread never sullies the nostrils of sensitive New Yorkers. The same goes for barbecue joints -- who have to spend as much as $50-100,000 for special filters and exhausts that issue no hint of the fragrant smoke and slowly barbecuing morsels.
It's "a New York thing"...
I suggested:
the Black Cube.
Or The Meteorite.
Or The Pink Crescent.
But Islam presents a veritable buffet of possible gay bar names . . . Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That.
No no no. You call your character "Moo-Ham-Head", and have him chowing down on some baby back ribs. Hey, if you can't stop something just because it's offensive, then you can't stop something just because it's offensive.
OMG!
ROFL!!!!
You don’t know Gutfeld, he’s a tightwad.
No roast pig.
Only pork rinds
Why not a suite of dog rescue societies as well? Muslims need to understand that not all cultures view dogs as inherently filthy beasts.
Puppies!
I love puppies!
LOL!
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