Sex Party promises 'real action' for Australians

AFP on Yahoo ^ | 7/20/10 | AFP

[NormsRevenge]

MELBOURNE (AFP) – The Australian Sex Party on Tuesday promised to spice up campaigning for next month's elections with a manifesto "unlike Australia had ever seen before".

Party chief Fiona Patten launched a risque national campaign at a Melbourne bar, saying her policies "would make (opposition Leader) Tony Abbott's hair stand on end and would turn (Prime Minister) Julia Gillard's hair grey". prospective

"We've always been forward and we actually enjoy real action," Patten said, mocking Gillard and Abbott's "Moving Australia Forward" and "Stand Up For Real Action" slogans.

The party's policies include legalising euthanasia, decriminalising all drugs for personal use, and watering down strict anti-pornography laws.

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While the party will struggle for mainstream support, Patten remained confident of at least one Sex Party candidate being elected to the country's Senate.

"In the privacy of the polling booth, anything could happen," she said.

[NormsRevenge]

adds to new meaning to the term 'Body Politique' ..

Decadence back in fashion .. shades of EUrope and especially Germany in the 1930s

[NormsRevenge]

Sex Party leader Fiona Patten (left) speaks to Zahra Stardust -- a candidate in the 2009 federal elections -- as they attend a sexuality lifestyle expo in Sydney. The Australian Sex Party has promised to spice up campaigning for next month's elections with a manifesto "unlike Australia had ever seen before". (AFP/File/Greg Wood)

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Please to keep it clean. Thank You.

[Question Liberal Authority]

The party's policies include legalising euthanasia

Doesn't sound that sexy to me.

[albie]

“Doesn’t sound that sexy to me”.

...the green hair is a dead giveaway. Another branch of the Democratic Party.

[a fool in paradise]

Party chief Fiona Patten

Her name's not ""Sheila"?

[a fool in paradise]

The party's policies include legalising euthanasia

This brings about permanent 'inaction'.

[Hegewisch Dupa]

perhaps there’s some type of coalition with the Necrophiliac Party.

[Commander X]

I see the freaks have taken over the asylum down under as well. Is there any hope for Western civilization.. anywhere?

[WOBBLY BOB]

Can disbarred former US presidents run for office there?

[red tie]

They would need much better looking candidates than that to get my vote! ;-)

[Dr. Ursus]

Can I use the word didgeridoo in a sentence?

[taildragger]

Wooo-Hooo!!!!

Both Holden and Ford AU make a pickup truck like the El-Camino..

You can probably get Cuban Cigars in AU.

Dang, Bill Clinton will be imigrating and becoming the head of this Party in no time !!!!

[backwoods-engineer]

Australia is another Anglosphere country that, like its mother the formerly ‘Great’ Britain, is essentially over. It is in decline, and in a generation, will be taken over by Jihadist Muslims.

[Adder]

“Sure...we’ll screw ya but you’ll LIKE it.”

[SpinnerWebb]

Can I use the word didgeridoo in a sentence?

I can:

You Aussie bastages best straighten up before I come down there and shove that digeridoo up y'alls asses

[DTA]

and to “down under” too :-)

[Slings and Arrows]

No kangaroo is safe tonight.

[Gumption]

Damn, you took my “down under” line.

[Darksheare]

“And she has a serious case of Wombat Butt!”

[Bigg Red]

Her name’s not “”Sheila”?

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Hey! Watch it; that’s my name. (For real)