"Yes, we...ughh...CAN!!
-CRAP On AMERICA!!"
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(warning: pics at website are more gross than above)
http://www.esquire.com/the-side/feature/obama-spanish-christmas-doll-122308
I would think “dead fish” Emanuel would be a natural for carp czar.
Durbin should ask “Where the hell is the great lakes czar and our $25 billion?”.
I suppose the GOP will be carping at this idea!
I’m no fisherman. Why is it important to keep this fish out of Lake Michigan?
Durbin could himself serve as “Crap Czar”, as few are more full of it than he.
The American People need to appoint an impeachment Czar.
WoW government moving as slow as possible again.
They obviously have someone they need to pay off for silence in the Blago trial.
Whoever is appointed will most likely be a suddenly forgetful witness, or have close ties to one.
BIG government vs. BIG fish. What’s the difference between a czar and a carp? One’s a scum-sucking bottom-feeding collectivist and the other’s a fish.
Watch for the government to intervene and mistakenly release millions of carp into the Great Lakes....Oooooops!
Silly Senator......Obabm IS the carp czar!
"Yes, we...ughh...CAN!!
-CRAP On AMERICA!!"
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(warning: pics at website are more gross than above)
http://www.esquire.com/the-side/feature/obama-spanish-christmas-doll-122308
That can’t happen. My wife is already carp czarina.
Republican leaders were quoted as calling this a “crappie” idea and that they would let the idea “flounder”.
Obama, citing congressional opposition, said the “halibut”, we’ll appoint one anyways.
give’em a pole and some worms and tell’em good luck.
Yeah, well I suppose that's fine as far as it goes, but the first question that occurred to me is, "Are there any Progressive carp czars out there"?
But, but, but, what's the difference between a Progressive carp czar and just a plain ol' run of the mill carp czars, you might ask? Well, a Progressive carp czar will put up little underwater signs that say: "Warning, this area infested by Asian carp, U.S. carp stay away."
Also, lame attempts will be made to net Asian carp by Federally licensed fishermen in a humane way with Federally approved humane nets and flown back to Asia to be released there. If any are hurt in the process, the fishermen will be prosecuted and put in jail. Also, any Asian carp caught by State authorities and turned over to the Federal fishermen will be released back into U.S. lakes, because clearly the State authorities are catching Asian carp simply because they wish to discriminate against Asian carp because they are gold-colored.
And lastly, measures will be put in place for the Asian carp that don't get netted to make sure they have equal feeding opportunities relative to U.S. carp.
I checked the source article to make sure this wasn’t satire. I’m still not sure.
I’d love to literally shove a Carp or two up Durbins arse.....how about “czar” that, Durbin.....=.=
I’ll bet its a typo, he probably meant “crap” instead of “carp” ... easy mistake to make. And we really do need a czar for that.
I agree the Carp Czar idea is a joke ... but look who proposed it.
The problem with these carp is they can eat 90% of their body weight a day and a female can produce 22 million eggs. And they are huge, up to 6o lbs. A lot of people bowfish them or snag for them. There videos on the net where the air around a boat is literally filled with these monsters. One couldn’t miss if they tried. Also they jump right into moving boats. I don’t imagine getting hit in the head or chest by a 40 lb. fish in a boat moving 30mph is a whole lot of fun.
Don’t have any answers but they are big problem on the Illinois River.